Intimacy: Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a...

By lovewedge - 09/03/2009 00:25 - United States

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

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Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

what_the_fuhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:01

damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

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what_the_fuhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:01

damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

thatonek1d 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:31

and this is why ppl dont drink. you regret it. and so does your ******* ego. or the remains of it

mattzawesome 28

Wednesday 15 April 2015 14:55

@76 Yeah because drinking in moderation causes any of that.

TC_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:17

Yeah that sucks! They didn't even try to involve you in a more active manner??? ;-) I'd get checked for bugs and other things at the clinic...

crazyhobo 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:21

Well look on the bright side, you have a story to tell your future children if you want to freak them the f*** out.

skorka 5

Monday 14 May 2012 23:20

I don't think that their children will ever want to hear that story

hales_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:40

Haha same... what an AWESOME nickname ;)

genius_man16 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

Lol. at least you were passed out, imagine if they did it while you were concious!

crazyhobo 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:27

then the poster would have a story to tell their future children that would freak them even more the f*** out.

itsbriiibaby 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:32

oh man! that's horrible! hahaha cute nick though it made me laugh! watch, that'll be one to stick with you forever..."lovewedge". :P

git_er_done 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:37

yeah "love wedge", thats great. Really made me laugh.

YerPal 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:51

Thanks for the story, Love Wedge!

alley_cat_118 0

Monday 9 March 2009 10:06

Ummmmmm.... that's really awful and disgusting, not very funny, and if that happened to me I would seriously consider pressing charges or at least getting new friends. Am I the only one who feels this way? I'm quite baffled by the responses so far...... 0_o