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Next time just take a dump, and take a spoon to fill your cup. Or wacth 2girls1cup, they will teach you how to fill a cup.
dudde ur supposed to just get a bit they are nt recycling the goddamn thing u just need a small sample
Just scoop it up with a spoon. And make sure you never use that spoon again.
You can't scoop it up with a spoon, it's gotta come straight from the body, bacteria free. (At least bacteria not related to your body free) I've done this a couple of times and honestly this is really not hard. Like at all. Use a glove, stick that thing under there and shoot! Also, I wouldn't suggest opening it up later. Nothing smells worse than shit that's been in a VERY small container and then re-opened. Worse than any shit you'd run into in the wild that stuff is!
Shut off the water to the toilet. Flush twice so the tank drains and doesn't refill. Spread a plastic garbage bag in the bowl. Lower the seat. Take a dump. Scoop some poop with something disposable. Never try to exist out in the wild.
F the life of the person that walked in on you and witnessed their own personal live version of "One Guy, One Cup."
That's why Germans invented toilets for stool inspection where you can crap on a practically flat surface that makes it easier to later pick your specimen e.g. with a small spoon.