By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 08:34 - Lebanon

Today, I found out that it's extremely difficult to take a dump while holding a cup under your ass for a lab specimen. I also found out that you get so nervous that you can actually forget to lock the door. FML
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F the life of the person that walked in on you and witnessed their own personal live version of "One Guy, One Cup."

Next time just take a dump, and take a spoon to fill your cup. Or wacth 2girls1cup, they will teach you how to fill a cup.

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that's just gross..

That's hawt.

Yes, he will likely be ridiculed. You could say hell catch crap for it.

Lolz whats there to b nervous about don't u crap like everyday

I don't :

Every hour for me...

I live on the toilet...

Do you shit in a cup every day? No? That's why.

Do you, Doc? I do. We could do it together sometime...is next Thursday ok for you?

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Next time just take a dump, and take a spoon to fill your cup. Or wacth 2girls1cup, they will teach you how to fill a cup.

Hahahaha that shits funny

I dont think OP wants to eat it after.

I don't see how you could be so nervous that you forget to lock the door... just sayin man and did someone walk in on you? or did you realize you didn't lock it and do the good old pants on the ground butt waddle as you made your way to lock the door

dudde ur supposed to just get a bit they are nt recycling the goddamn thing u just need a small sample

I can just imagine their shock and admiration when they discover that he gave them the whole thing... hahaha

21 ^win!

Just scoop it up with a spoon. And make sure you never use that spoon again.

You can't scoop it up with a spoon, it's gotta come straight from the body, bacteria free. (At least bacteria not related to your body free) I've done this a couple of times and honestly this is really not hard. Like at all. Use a glove, stick that thing under there and shoot! Also, I wouldn't suggest opening it up later. Nothing smells worse than shit that's been in a VERY small container and then re-opened. Worse than any shit you'd run into in the wild that stuff is!

and why would you reopen it?

I thought I smelled something funny.

... I don't suppose op carries a spoon around everywhere with them

Shut off the water to the toilet. Flush twice so the tank drains and doesn't refill. Spread a plastic garbage bag in the bowl. Lower the seat. Take a dump. Scoop some poop with something disposable. Never try to exist out in the wild.

way to much work

sounds like you've done this before

F the life of the person that walked in on you and witnessed their own personal live version of "One Guy, One Cup."

Hahaha... greedy guy, doesn't want to share his poo.

bhahahahaaa!!

That's why Germans invented toilets for stool inspection where you can crap on a practically flat surface that makes it easier to later pick your specimen e.g. with a small spoon.

Gah, those German 'poo-shelf' style toilets are frickin nasty. I'm so glad I don't have one in my apartment.

Be sure to use sphincter control. You don't want it to overflow onto your hand as you hold the cup. It's not like soft serve ice cream, where you actually want a bit extra.