Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
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Top comments
rattusrattus 19
It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.
Ninjafriends 1
You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.
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Comments (101)
daiissyyy 0
ohhhh, thats not cool!
bigbadtim 7
Moaning Myrtle?
xStarKillerx 4
Lol Yes! She's dreaming about that long, thick basilisk.
coolkid_matt 11
^ win!
zaadam2 5
Unfortunately this one is on you man. Its not her fault at all that she can't get off. Just a few words of advice but work on you're foreplay a bit more and use your fingers a bit more sense you have more control with it.
boopityboppity 11
No, you're foreplay!
RedPillSucks 33
I like the backplay the best.
Bubblerider 3
stfu and stop complaining bitch. >:I
prettylittledevi 0
that tells you that you clearly have no experience:)
NotMyDay92 0
I think this is God's way of saying, your no longer potent.
sikkar 0
Hint: check your weener
willsohn 0
send that ***** my way. trust me I'll make her moan like a mummy
fthku 13
From the looks of you I would think you'd prefer OP.
122409 0
am I the only one who's confused about the fact that he apparently heard his girlfriend moaning in HIS sleep?
DAN7IEL 2
it cause in the dream she gets those extra 3 inches she needed xD