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Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
Why don't you bang the neighbor, while you're there?
What did he think you’d do once his not terribly secret secret was discovered? Sounds as thick as brick too.