Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML
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Top comments
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Where the hell do you work? The stock room of a strip joint?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
There are few times where it is acceptable to hit a man in the balls, but in the case of someone humping the back of my head, I would have probably done it. That's just rude.
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Comments (217)
whoopyouupsideyo 0
You must have a hot head
jmoreno 4
Throw ur head back bet he will never do it again
Jasonf6 0
So, sexual assault happens all the time and you haven't called the cops? YDI
iilovecokee 6
Any unwanted sexual touch, gesture or saying is technically considered sexual assault regardless of how childish and playful in nature they may seem. The key focus obviously being on the "unwanted".
Bobissmall 13
Came to find this comment, or one saying how if OP was a girl then everyone would be acting completely different. Disappointed to have to scroll down this far.
clm123455 14
Then don't scroll down this far. Duh.
thisbitchlys 0
i would love to work there. but then again, i have a sense of humor.
biggerthanlife 0
That blows! Get it?..."Blows"...
thewife5 19
When you feel the need to explain your puns... You're guaranteed a thumbs down
kaycee1996 5
Sounds like most the guys at my school : )
Ambykins 6
At first I felt bad for you... But then again, why do you keep tolerating it? Get another job IMO -_-
Azail 15
Not that easy with the economy it is today. OP just keep working at it and some day you will find a different job.
TheDrifter 24
Stop blaming everyone's laziness on the economy. There is work to be done everywhere, but with that "I'll never find work, the economy sucks" attitude the work will never get done and one in ten will always be in their parents basement whining about the economy. /rant
flashback.miss 28
at least you werent doing the bend and snap... but seriously take action.
derkster 6
You just got Headbanged ahaha :p
clm123455 14
That's a mind blower. Lmao. (:
Livviegurl99 11
The boys at my school allways do this -__-
clm123455 14
Always. Sorry, I just had to.