By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 09:07 - United States

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
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Nolimit2217 32

What's your name?!

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hessel 13

i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name

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Nolimit2217 32

What's your name?!

337 3
SwaggCapone 11

OP should've atleast told us their name so we could see if it was funny too

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SparkleFace 14

Benedict Cumberbatch

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Nordrag 26

Probably should clarify that. Epic Lloyd dis raps for hire season 2 episode 1 on YouTube.

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lenamartinovic 13

Sir-limps-a-lot.

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posts95 6

Feel free to use punctuation so people can actually understand what you were attempting to say.

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imaginaryvoice 18

If my name was Anonymous, I'd expect to get laughed at too.

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minidrone_fml 11

Yeah, how can we choose between "Your life sucks" and "you deserve it" if we don't even know your name ?

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Fedezzer 20

There're photos on name tags as well, just so you know.

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angeluv_2014 22

37- laurenlovesjb What is your last name?

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Believe it or not, people have some weird names...

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allforyoux3 25

Kim Kardashian's daughter is living proof of that.

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TheDrifter 23

There's worse names floating around. I know a man named Lemonjello, one named Starlight Moonchaser and a girl named Dasani Waters. Some parents are just cruel.

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MrSarcasmic 10

worst I've seen is La-ah pronounced (l' dasha )

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evilplatypus 38

I'd like to be named "Anonymous". A thousand years from now, historians would believe I was the wisest person to ever live. Just think of everything attributed to "anonymous".

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cloudsofneon 5

Why is this being down voted?! This is true, I remember hearing about it because the mother was upset at people mispronouncing her name!

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kaitlin_ash 10

I know a girl named lloyaltii and a boy named untonio

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Rougeee 6

I know a girl named La-a, pronounced "Luh-dash-uh".

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capt_awesome1 11

My art teacher's name is Huckleberry Titanium Dwarf... names do get pretty weird !

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hessel 13

i can't be the only person to wanna know OP'S name

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feelingold 18

you're not, 1 and 3 already showed some interest in that area......

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londoner86 13

absolutely. I hate it when people just make the same comments...read first post after!

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lulubelles 33

In this case I think you're being a little harsh, they were all posted within a minute of each other

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feelingold 18

Hm fair point 30. In this case the fault was not so much "I post repetitive comments" as the good old familiar "I wanna be #1" syndrome. Much better. Agreed and conceded :)

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hessel 13

what is so special about being number one? i commented because i wanted to not because i had to be first. and i didnt see the other two comments when i wrote mine

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

suuurree.... how are we suppose to trust a compulsive liar 85?

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hessel 13

haha i see that somebody read my status. hahaha

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kurk626 11

if you're that insecure about it, just ask your manager to have a nickname (or abbreviation if the name is long) on your name tag instead

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Bakarra 22

I have a popular dogs name so customers like to tell me how their great aunts second cousins twin sisters mailmans dog has the same name or some shyt. The pain is felt

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Enslaved 36

Buster? Or is that your name for real?

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NeatNit 32

I wish I could mark a comment as favorite.

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Catkam623 27

Maxx? Roxxy? Something else with a double x?

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Myo_fml 20

Buzz, Spike, Rocky, Rocko... Dennis?

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Bakarra 22

32 and 46 get it, but yea only 1 x in max haha

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cloudsofneon 5

I've known more people named Max than dogs named it. Strange to me that people automatically connect it to a dog.

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neeni88 23

Awww, my first cat's name was Max. He was the best!

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guci101 14

Ik what u mean, Rex :/

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BadApple88 29

We all would love to know your name OP. Promise not to laugh *fingers crossed behind back* lol jk

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olpally 32

Hi, meg? Lol. Sorry op, people are jerks.

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