Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
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Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today my Assistant Manager decided to pull a prank on me by walking up behind me and screaming my name. I screamed in terror and then swung around and punched him, full force, dead center in the chest, right in front of my supervisor, manager, and several other employees. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Where the hell do you work? The stock room of a strip joint?
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
There are few times where it is acceptable to hit a man in the balls, but in the case of someone humping the back of my head, I would have probably done it. That's just rude.
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Comments (217)
pkrnepal 0
That's just plain wrong
MickGold 8
Do you work at Walmart?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I could totally see this happen at Walmart. I might need to attempt this next time I hit up the big W.
Cero_Kewl 0
Oh, WalMart.
deadman93 8
ahhh The grandure of working publicly.... the stupid shenanigans shall never end
linkinpark98 24
All you had to do was move your head back very fast and sock him in the balls. :)
sparty12 2
# 7 i see what u did there
cornielious 1
Where the hell do you work?!
harley1058 0
Right when they do that before they can run grab their leg and make em fall
ILike_Dancing123 19
Head **** :L
j_cat187 20
Skull *******
emit97 8
Good one ;)
Bassist5798 0
to all u complaining about ur jobs I have no money my car doesn't work and I don't have a car so Stfu there's always someone worse than u
ErinBeam 1
Your car doesn't work...and you don't have a car?
TSN619 7
How does your car not work when you don't have one?
Awsumuzzie 12
My imaginary motorcycle won't run, either!
thewife5 19
Then get off the Net and stfu and turn your life around crybaby
Bassist5798 0
ment job sorry
desireev 18
Whenever you have a job, you have the right to complain about it. If you don't like your situation, get off your ass and do something about it!
TheDrifter 24
111 has the idea. Cut that beiber mop, put your hat on straight and commit to 40 hours a week at a low paying job you dislike. It's how everyone starts and future employers will judge you on not only how long you stick with it, but how long you sat at home crying about it first. Rule of thumb for HR where I work: any employment gap over two years without illness, injury or pregnancy listed as the reason for leaving the previous job goes straight in the garbage.
Bassist5798 0
for all u bitching about me being lazy I'm always out doing something iv turned in over three hundred applications and checked up on them Damn don't say Shit if u don't know me ******* and I'm only on this website because its on my phone and btw I got hired today
ErinBeam 1
Head to head combat! ;P