Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
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Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
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cocacola999 27
Technically, you can't even be sure it's her father's penis...
oj101 33
The iGeneration.
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Comments (94)
Blue329 15
Someone's scarred
Dillyduzit 23
I actually had a similar experience about a week ago, except it was my own brother and his fiance.. I feel for you, OP.
princefigs 8
Was it a hotdog or a little smokey?
smilequeed0222 7
On the "family" iPad that makes perfect sense
SmokeyPlague 12
they should take that imessage off for the kids sake
Jennidoll 2
half of you are retarded. I'm pretty positive the message the mother had sent was a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MESSAGE. I'm sure she wasn't the one sending the dick pic it was probably the father. morons..
Satoaoi 13
what the hell!!
Pandora_UK 7
Wow, talk about inappropriate! I reckon you should bring this up with the parents; if they're going to be sending messages like that, they need to keep the iPad away from their kid, because of course she's going to get curious and want to see it when she hears the notification! If you hadn't shown it to her, she'd have figured out how to view it on her own anyway.
zzzmonkey 5
Well that's going to be awkward to explain....
Bebbo_fml 21
86 you realize childhood amnesia is between 0-5 years old. Most people don't remember what happened during those years. A trauma during this time, however, might.