Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
Today, I was looking at the page of a girl I've had this big crush on for a long time. After getting a date with her and taking her horse back riding and having a picture taken of the two of us I find that she paint shopped me out of the picture before posting it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
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thefailgurl96 11
Pretty little pony penis.
283leis 8
Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.
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Comments (71)
JudgeTroll 6
MY LITTLE PONY
thefailgurl96 11
Pretty little pony penis.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Cool, alliteration!!
Feared 9
Picture perfect pretty petite pony penis.
CaptainDoorknob 7
My Little Pony just got x-rated.
8rabido8 11
Pedopony?
_Oblivion_ 12
How the hell did you not see the ****** tree limb hanging under it
Rainbowjumper0 12
Try saying that 5 times fast!
borkchop1992 15
For ***** sake why is this fml wothy ponies have dicks, horses have dicks, rinos have dicks so i don't understand why something like this is such a problem is it an american thing or what?
FMLKitten 15
My little pony~ has a big pee pee!
dellarness2 2
The fact this comment has 69 up votes is cool too.
Gregory607 1
Wasn't an alliteration...
patrickalamo 48
Photo shop
TourettesGuyFTW 26
88- please explain how it isn't alliteration. (This should be good...)
CaptainDoorknob 7
114 - 88 must be referring to the word "little".
gabbiechaoss 5
brony ****
Elegance 7
Uncalled for. The majority of us are just as disgusted by that crap as a non-brony.
gingerwithsoul_fml 6
^well said.
Brattyninja 7
Ohh snap, bitches, it just got serious up in here, you're getting a beat down buy some Bronies.
angel_of_death55 7
Dafuq's a brony
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Ah ****..and here I thought the "bronies" were gone..
eggmarie 25
Bronies are what fans of the show My Little Pony are called, like how Doctor Who fans are called Whovians, etc etc
ohSNAPyall 27
41 Damn straight. Don't go picking on invented demographics like bronies.
Teyros 24
What's with all the stupid my little pony pics ?
fuzz97 23
33 - I am baffled by your use of the term "non-brony". Perhaps you meant "normal person"?
onlychildFTW 34
I've wondered. Is it pronounced bro-ny or bra-ny? I'm never sure if I'm pronouncing it right. Anyone want to help me out?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
83- It's "Bro-ny."
coolbrony12 3
No just no. For one, bronies are all grossed out by that for one, and two, brony **** would be naked bronies or **** of the characters. You sir have a sick mind.
pokefan813 16
71 - there is no such thing as a "normal person" people come in all shapes, colors, sizes, likes, dislikes, ect. There really is no definition for a normal person. P.s. I'm not a brony.
PoseidonsSon 3
Not yet... Check back in a decade.
AlexRen 21
I'm sad she pointed out the penis, instead of her granddaughter.
ClassyCommando 13
I don't get what the big problem is. Did the grandma not know that ponies have penises?
Brattyninja 7
Does she not know that she has a granddaughter either? I mean, come on the whole reason the mom sent it was because of the kid, she knew the kid was there. I'm pretty sure she didn't expect the pony penis.
Tuffay 14
I wonder if grandma got a pc virus searching for pony penis?
bananagrams 9
At least it didn't have an erection! Or did it...
FMLshark 12
That's generally what happens when they get an erection. So yes, it did.
bananagrams 9
Shit I overlooked that about horses, my bad. I'll crawl back into my hole now.
xgirlofglassx 4
The first time I read this I thought that the grandma was saying that the kid looked like a penis...
littlemsweirdo 12
I didnt read it like that but after reading your comment I had that mental image, lol.
heyitsmelexy 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA ✌
283leis 8
Yes animals have dicks too. I don't see the big problem.
SoMuchSnailGame 3
Having a penis gives you the right to show it in every picture
spaboolly 26
Thank you. I came in here to make sure at least one person had some sense. I don't see a problem here. Male animals have penises. They don't control how visible they are at any given time. It's not as if the horse was turned on by the girl, and even if it somehow was, it's not like it knew what was going on.
outoftown 27
Grandma expected the pretty pony to keep his pretty little pony penis in his pretty pony pants. Grandma may be disturbed. (But this will make a hilarious grandma story when your daughter grows up!)
onlychildFTW 34
Boo-hoo. A male animal with a penis. I'm pretty sure that's a common thing. Animals don't wear pants to hide it. Just look at dogs for example. Those things jump all over people and people cuddle with them. It's a penis to, yet no one cares. What's the difference if it's a horse.
Tuffay 14
But what do girl pony's have?
BradTheBrony 19
They have penises, too. Wait, they don't? MY LITTLE PONY RULE 34, YOU LIED TO ME!
fmessiah 19
All male animals should be castrated before working at carnivals? Maybe a nappy or some form of underwear should be used? People are disgusted by the silliest things these days.
xgirlofglassx 4
I like your eyebrows.
JustKittyKat 24
I think we all appreciate the glory of this man's eyebrows.
japtap81 16
Justkittykat, u may like his eyebrows, but ur profile pic goes well with this fml. Ur batman has a woody. Lol
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Err... don't most male ponies have, you know, penises? I'm not seeing what the FML is here. That magic couldn't exist to make it invisible in the photo? That the Grandma pointed it out? I'm confused.
Iknowsomestuff 9
I guess only let your daughter ride cartoon ponies from now on?