You tried. You failed horrendously, but hey, at least you tried.

Did you get that on video? Cause that's way funnier.

Oh, your dogs knew what happened! They’re just embarrassed for you and decided to play it off like nothing happened. Being cool that way is why they are “man’s best friends.”

Never force a fart... that can turn into solid trouble quite quickly!

That only works if the dogs have never heard a human fart before. All you can do is bear that in mind if and when you ever get a new furball.

shit happens

They noticed. They just talked out it and laughed at you later.

First in bed, then at the gym, and now to just try and get a reaction...have you considered adult diapers?

YDI but that's pretty funny ?