By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 04:00

Today, someone sent a dick pic to my 16-year-old, lesbian daughter. She handed me her phone and asked, "What is that, a naked mole rat?" FML
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OneGuySixDemons 23

"No honey, that's a penis." "… A what?" "Never mind, not important."

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aggoden_bed 9

<p>Now we know why she is a lesbian.</p>

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aggoden_bed 9

<p>Now we know why she is a lesbian.</p>

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notsoanonymous3 20

Yes, because that's how it works. She doesn't know what a penis is, so she obviously just became a lesbian because if it....

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MissPanda85 5

It's called a joke. Relax!

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LyricaSilvan 29

It's a joke. Calm yourself.

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LyricaSilvan 29

It's called a joke. Calm yourself.

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Dorkycrime 0

hahaha I say it's a great comeback. better to not know or take offense than to do so.

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OneGuySixDemons 23

"No honey, that's a penis." "… A what?" "Never mind, not important."

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RichardPencil 30

That dude needs to improve his photography, or admit that he doesn't have the equipment for dick-pics.

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worldclassrager 39

Yes it is it's name is dick

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kenyrabit 25

Nice. Richard, the naked mole rat.

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tin_cup 27

Kim Possible, is that you?

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OSUBuckeyeChick 10

Nope... just Ruffus.

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OSUBuckeyeChick 10

Nope... just Rufus.

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ripleythebard 12

Did she not have sex education...?

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cantfixme36 28

She likely did, but in sex Ed, you don't see real pictures of penises, just drawings, usually line art, usually anatomical (featuring blood vessels and whatnot)

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ripleythebard 12

Well, to be fair...where I graduated sex ed consisted of "here are YOUR parts" during eighth grade and "Don't ever have sex and you'll be fine" during eleventh grade so.... That said, though, you'd think the parents would have made sure their children were aware of the ins and outs of the subject at LEAST by that age.

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jessicalaurenxo 0

On the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about grandkids anytime soon

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Bekll 31

What is that? That freaky thing?

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baileybutler 16

I surely hope she sent that as her response.

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