By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 05:37 - United States

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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you_and_me_fml 8

Oh the old people..

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robincakes94 8

I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.

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you_and_me_fml 8

Oh the old people..

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hannahcorrine 0

She sounds like a good beat boxer

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nadyy14 8

Yeah, the oldies are always the best!

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Em_I_Am 5

Come on, she's just an old lady! YDI for being a wimp.

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tona01 16

23 you say wimp now, but you don't know that the old lady was actually rocky's mom.

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SCREAM4meeee 0

"How'd you get that bruised face?" "Oh and old lady in a home beat me up."

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blackheart24 10

The elderly are out to get us! I'm convinced.

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derek2143 0

you deserve it! this is what happens at nursing homes deal with it

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primadonna9396 16

I find it hilarious that the woman didn't have the strength to pull on a nightgown, but was capable of popping you in the face. It does happen though, my grandmother can't open a Pepsi but whacked me with her cane hard enough to leave a bruise for 2 weeks. Geriatric super strength FTW.

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Michael_Kelso 0

That must be annoying op. Hope you're making a damn decent salary. Maybe hazard pay.

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Malkria 1

Sorry OP I should've warned you about my grandma.... :)

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nadyy14 8

Oh please! Tell your grandma to pay attention next time!

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

what the hell does paying attention have to do with anything? Granny just put the smackdown on OP's candy ass. Can you smellelelelell....what the Granny....is....cookin? *shoots the People's eyebrow*

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pitchblease 2

Ah hell nah, let's whoop this old persons ass right now!

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pitchblease 2

Nobody gets the boondocks reference?

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whited666 0

Do you know the definition of insanity?

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Em_I_Am 5

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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lexex1 4

That's not the actual definition..that was just how Einstein defined it

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lexex1 4

The state of being seriously mentally ill..

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ChrisTheCalm 9

Thats when you pull her plug when nobody's looking...

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iBanana 17

...Then she'd go to prison for murder.

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thatonename 7

The cleaning staff must have knocked it out of the wall while vacuuming, right?

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bobby94_fml 0

Lol cmon people thats funny you guys are way too serious its called a joke :)

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Sionnach 10

Just hit her back. She's old and obviously out of it. In five minutes she'll have forgotten the whole thing, but the pain ought to serve as a good reminder that she did something wrong. Or, if she's having a laugh at your expense and thinks she can get away with it because of her advanced years, you'll have taught the old bat not to **** with you.

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fayettie 3

Smack the the elderly? ...great advice that is.

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leadman1989 15

Your picture looks so evil. I like it!

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phoenixslayer69 4

What the **** is wrong with you. Hit the elderly that needs help getting changed? They should be respected and helped. You, are a sick ******* freak and should be smacked so you know you did something wrong. You sick **** you disgust me.

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leadman1989 15

This is why you always bring a treat filled with sedatives... she has no teeth and she's diabetic? This is why you always bring a stungun and tranquilizer gun. Or wear on of those boxing training helmets!

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