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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 05:37 - United States

Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML

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Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML

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Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By Sick - 24/02/2009 20:34 - Canada

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

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By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

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But… the economy!

By Anonymous - 05/07/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML

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you_and_me_fml 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:12

Oh the old people..

robincakes94 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:26

I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.

Comments

robincakes94 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:26

I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.

Daralea 21

Friday 28 October 2011 20:42

I agree. If it's not working, come back later when she's a bit less senile.

Buttsexpirate 9

Friday 28 October 2011 12:26

Granny said knock you out! She's gonna knock you out! So don't faint, retaliate!

leadman1989 15

Friday 28 October 2011 12:48

As op walked out she looked back and swears she saw a smile on her face.

SirSquishyPants 1

Friday 28 October 2011 17:50

That's because she just shit on herself, gonna have to change her again... Time for round #3

nadyy14 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:27

Poor you ! :/ don't worry she's old! It's not like it was someone you liked!

Savra_fml 17

Friday 28 October 2011 15:33

What's the ******* difference? Being hit is being hit.

saIty 17

Friday 28 October 2011 12:27

Wow she must be some granny version of Rocky Balboa if she had that sharp of a left hook.

tona01 16

Friday 28 October 2011 14:02

Crap, i told the rocky joke too...

nadyy14 8

Friday 28 October 2011 12:30

WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME THE MOST NEGATIVE VOTES EVER!! :D

datoismyname 22

Friday 28 October 2011 12:31

Yeah but the question is "Did you hit her back?" because some people who work at nursing homes are very cruel to the elderly.

kj11wg 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 20:48

And you wonder why?

youtubetre_fml 14

Friday 28 October 2011 12:35

Old people always talk bad about young people... But have they ever watched themselves ??? :O

ObsessedWithMe 13

Friday 28 October 2011 12:42

Well think of it as you doing a nice thing. Besides her punches are probably just muscle spasms on her part. Right.?

NEEPLES 7

Friday 28 October 2011 12:57

Often times older people can't control their body. This woman may have had a stroke that prevents her from having any control over her limbs. This FML should have read; Today, I due to my recent stoke I couldn't stop hitting a young woman trying to help me. When I opened my mouth to speak I wasn't able to. FML. Consider both sides of a story.