Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
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you_and_me_fml 8
Oh the old people..
robincakes94 8
I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.
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Comments (116)
melindakwhite 0
I also work in a nursing home so I definately feel your pain... I have as many bruises as a professional boxer after a fight!
elisabeth1_fml 0
As a carer you should know that when someone is aggressive especially demented people to walk away and try later. Or not at all. I worked as a carer and there is no way I would put myself in a position where I got hit. Quite a few times they were left safe and comfortable cause they were aggressive. Staff have rights too.
Skittlepickle 13
Aw, if she has bad memory you can't get mad. "STRANGER DANGER!" "STRANGER DANGER!" "STRANGER DANGER!"
davevalent 1
hahahah...poor you
Heebles 2
Hey, It's not her fault, if you woke up confused and someone was doing that to you, I think I'd punch them too.
Savra_fml 17
She is getting ready for bed, not waking up. Can see your confusion though
davevalent 1
hahahaha...poor you
effarve 2
you are a fool, that happens the second time and i pop that bitch in her ribs once to let her know thats not an appropriate way to deal with me helping her.
SweetLou37 4
I know how u feel I work nights at a nursing home and there is this one woman that has kicked my ass a few times.
CrazyManNo9 29
Look YDI. First GET SOME HELP while you help her so that you have a witness. Then, GET SOME HELP for being so stupid that you'd let her punch you 6 times because the nurse told you to help her.
Savra_fml 17
Probably the truest comment on here. Thumbs up mate
Savra_fml 17
What's blue and ***** old people? Hypothermia. Next time tell her you will take her covers and pyjamas is she doesn't settle the **** down