Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
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you_and_me_fml 8
Oh the old people..
robincakes94 8
I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.
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Comments (116)
RomanBeauty 0
Gotta bob and weave
Spazz420 7
I'm a psw u shouldve had someone else helping you. 2 person care. If u dont TTY and prevent the situation serves u right. Oh and learn how to dodge.
NDiesal10 2
You should have just hit her the **** back.
skyeyez9 25
wear a hockey helmet and padding next time.
niallo 23
After the second hit it became your fault. With someone like that, you get help. The nurse should have helped you after you reported the first hit. She is responsible too. And you don't drug them up, you hold them down. It's faster, and you don't need an order.
krazygirl100 9
Old ppl are mean my aunt works at a nursing home an old man pulled her arm out of the socket
Chesxca 0
granny would of stayed sitting in her own shit.
crazycrystal 4
I have had that happen at my job I do pretty much the same at my job it sucks and they get out of it for quote not being n there right minds unquote ! A lot of them knows what they r doing. U can be mean back just carefully and privately
OhLohd111 11
Just wondering, why would you spell out "quote... Unquote" when you're typing?
traviemojo 0
Shit happens
madz5758 10
Have you heard of HIPPA? Look it up
niallo 23
There was no HIPPA violation. You don't know the State, you don't know the facility, you don't know the patients name. No breach of privacy so no violation. BTW I'm a nurse, so I know HIPPA. You should try reading the nursing sites :)