Today, while I was at work at a nursing home I was attempting to dress a woman for bed. She popped me a left hook and I had to ask the nurse to look at my jaw. After my nurse said I was okay she asked me to continue getting the woman dressed for bed. She hit me 5 more times. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while at work, I was asked if I wanted to leave early. I said no and let my coworker go instead. Two hours later, I was punched in the face by one of my patients, with absolutely no warning or provocation. FML
Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
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you_and_me_fml 8
Oh the old people..
robincakes94 8
I would have stopped trying to dress her after my second hit.
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Comments (116)
khaya 9
Was her last name tyson.
You_Need_Soap 6
Thy sucks! You sound patient with her. I do home health care and fully understand the frustration/compassion when dealing with the elderly. Sometimes you just gotta love em for their feistiness!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
this proves my point, old ladies r evil! well except Betty white she is awesome!:)
Enslaved 38
That's crazy that your job would allow you to continue getting hit without that lady getting a sedative or something. After that first hit, I'd let her sleep nude before I put myself in harms way again.
Skittlepickle 13
It's all about you, isn't it?
CryMoreFMLs 15
My safety comes before other's needs. Unless of course, it's a dire circumstance. That changes everything.
shughes183 4
After the first or second hit, you have someone else try to get her dressed. You should've learned that in your in-service classes. It's you're own fault.
LivyGirl0611 9
It's her fault for doing her job and trying to help an elderly person?
bigbob2215 2
Haha too funny
perdix 31
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Just because the OP wants to sing "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time" around confused old people doesn't give them the right to take her literally.
rberry88 4
Put her underwear on backwards.
maphineRAWRS 10
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
Toowoo 3
Lol float like an old lady sting like a bee :P