Love: Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights,...

By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

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By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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You deserved it 2 815

By Targeted - 09/11/2012 04:54 - United States - Kirkland

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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You deserved it 2 791

By ThatAintLogical - 18/12/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

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You deserved it 2 540

By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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You deserved it 5 213

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 79 338

By Anonymous - 12/02/2016 00:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 2 410

Lock your doors

By homealone - 14/12/2016 23:27 - United States - Poughkeepsie

Today, after a long day at work, I fell asleep in my living room. When I woke up, I saw a man leaving my bedroom wearing my pajamas, and I started screaming as he casually left. The cops came and apparently he's mentally ill. He truly believed it was his house. FML

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You deserved it 556

It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 17:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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By doblex - 20/12/2012 11:19 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. The cop that came turned out to be a guy I fought over a girl with in high school. He sneered and said that everything appeared to be in order, and that I probably ransacked my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 369

You deserved it 9 052

By Bec - 25/07/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

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You deserved it 3 596

luis72091 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

you're married to a criminal lol

cgchamp89 7

Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

Comments

airborn54 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

fyl you shouldn't have married the achmed the animal ******

YacL 15

Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

So many things wrong with that comment.

mrT95 1

Friday 17 June 2011 21:36

thanks

luis72091 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

you're married to a criminal lol

bravesfan112233 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:06

run while you still can

Agiggleaday 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:09

...Or maybe he is a criminal but hes a master of disguise.

Jimmyd0t 0

Friday 17 June 2011 16:12

craigslist killer! lol well at least they didn't show up with pointed guns

TheEricCartman 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:00

My friend Kyle was arrested by Apple once, it was so COOL!

magentaballoon15 8

Friday 17 June 2011 17:19

^ i was about to ask if your bane was Cartmen, and then I realized it was:) Ps: I love ur name

YacL 15

Friday 17 June 2011 18:36

I wonder what the crimes committed were.

herrobear 0

Friday 17 June 2011 18:46

Admit it!! You killed him didn't you!!!

jamieleigh_315 0

Friday 17 June 2011 19:50

#18 I love ur pic hahaha

6joe9 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:29

#67 isnt that you in the picture ???

6joe9 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:34

#67 isn't that you in the pic ????

lovinj 2

Friday 17 June 2011 23:51

ouch!!!!! you just got burned!!!!

alexg823 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:53

Figuratively, of course.

winfieldALJD 6

Thursday 6 December 2012 2:28

#41's picture explains this perfectly.

secret_dragon 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:55

you should report your neighbours to the police

lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Friday 17 June 2011 16:41

read the FML more carefully before you post comments like this

PassTheDutch 0

Friday 17 June 2011 19:02

think more before you post comments at all. secret dragon was clearly saying that to get back at the neighbors.

marix54888 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:50

well it doesn't say my neighbor upstairs, it say's my neighbors upstairs. so NYPD showed the picture to OP's neighbors upstairs, not her neighbors.

tinytimmy2 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:19

WTF are you saying?

numbers878 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:42

101 is probably saying that op lived in a apartment

Mcstud1y 30

Thursday 6 August 2015 23:31

Perfect revenge 3

cgchamp89 7

Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

A7X_LoVeee 10

Friday 17 June 2011 15:57

Hey, I saw that movie on Lifetime!

JesusFishTaco 5

Friday 17 June 2011 20:45

I wanna play this FML in LA Noire.

imacreeper 3

Friday 17 June 2011 22:42

The movie was awful:(

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 2:28

I would say 98% of Lifetime movies are.

Niqhtware 6

Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Looks like someone has a dark past.

1215116a 14

Friday 17 June 2011 18:27

This has nothing to do with the FML, but why is your profile picture of a dissected animal?

BigOrca 2

Friday 17 June 2011 15:57

maybe he has a secret life. he is a criminal and when he says he is going to work he is really doing illegal activities.

justSTOPx100 5

Friday 17 June 2011 16:25

yeah, i feel enlightened. thank you.

hollysterT 0

Friday 17 June 2011 17:36

I didn't ;)

kiketag 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:46

remember everything hitler did was legal

sparta98 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 4:05

Actually, 74, I think Hitler was guilty of Homocide by Omission. Since he was married to Eva Braun, he had legal obligations to care for her, which he failed to fulfill.