FML : Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they...

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Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ari / Friday 17 June 2011 11:06 / United States

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By luis72091 | 0

#2702493 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

you're married to a criminal lol

By cgchamp89 | 7

#2702514 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

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By airborn54 | 0

#2702490 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

fyl you shouldn't have married the achmed the animal fucker

YacL | 15

#2702512 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

So many things wrong with that comment.

mrT95 | 1

#2703993 - Friday 17 June 2011 21:36

thanks

By luis72091 | 0

#2702493 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:53

you're married to a criminal lol

bravesfan112233 | 0

#2702571 - Friday 17 June 2011 16:06

run while you still can

Agiggleaday | 0

#2702602 - Friday 17 June 2011 16:09

...Or maybe he is a criminal but hes a master of disguise.

Jimmyd0t | 0

#2702607 - Friday 17 June 2011 16:12

craigslist killer! lol well at least they didn't show up with pointed guns

TheEricCartman | 0

#2702860 - Friday 17 June 2011 17:00

My friend Kyle was arrested by Apple once, it was so COOL!

magentaballoon15 | 8

#2702920 - Friday 17 June 2011 17:19

^ i was about to ask if your bane was Cartmen, and then I realized it was:) Ps: I love ur name

YacL | 15

#2703111 - Friday 17 June 2011 18:36

I wonder what the crimes committed were.

herrobear | 0

#2703142 - Friday 17 June 2011 18:46

Admit it!! You killed him didn't you!!!

jamieleigh_315 | 0

#2703435 - Friday 17 June 2011 19:50

#18 I love ur pic hahaha

6joe9 | 0

#2703963 - Friday 17 June 2011 21:29

#67 isnt that you in the picture ???

6joe9 | 0

#2704459 - Friday 17 June 2011 23:34

#67 isn't that you in the pic ????

lovinj | 2

#2704525 - Friday 17 June 2011 23:51

ouch!!!!! you just got burned!!!!

alexg823 | 0

#2705325 - Saturday 18 June 2011 1:53

Figuratively, of course.

winfieldALJD | 6

#5218722 - Thursday 6 December 2012 2:28

#41's picture explains this perfectly.

By secret_dragon | 0

#2702508 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:55

you should report your neighbours to the police

lifesucks1234567_fml | 2

#2702765 - Friday 17 June 2011 16:41

read the FML more carefully before you post comments like this

PassTheDutch | 0

#2703187 - Friday 17 June 2011 19:02

think more before you post comments at all. secret dragon was clearly saying that to get back at the neighbors.

marix54888 | 0

#2706765 - Saturday 18 June 2011 5:50

well it doesn't say my neighbor upstairs, it say's my neighbors upstairs. so NYPD showed the picture to OP's neighbors upstairs, not her neighbors.

tinytimmy2 | 2

#2707652 - Saturday 18 June 2011 8:19

WTF are you saying?

numbers878 | 8

#2708321 - Saturday 18 June 2011 12:42

101 is probably saying that op lived in a apartment

Mcstud1y | 30

#6373459 - Thursday 6 August 2015 23:31

Perfect revenge 3

By cgchamp89 | 7

#2702514 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Used to? Maybe your husband is like the Craiglist killer and you just don't know it

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2702525 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:57

Hey, I saw that movie on Lifetime!

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2703706 - Friday 17 June 2011 20:45

I wanna play this FML in LA Noire.

imacreeper | 3

#2704309 - Friday 17 June 2011 22:42

The movie was awful:(

A7X_LoVeee | 10

#2705485 - Saturday 18 June 2011 2:28

I would say 98% of Lifetime movies are.

By Niqhtware | 6

#2702520 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:56

Looks like someone has a dark past.

1215116a | 14

#2703091 - Friday 17 June 2011 18:27

This has nothing to do with the FML, but why is your profile picture of a dissected animal?

By BigOrca | 2

#2702526 - Friday 17 June 2011 15:57

maybe he has a secret life. he is a criminal and when he says he is going to work he is really doing illegal activities.

justSTOPx100 | 5

#2702679 - Friday 17 June 2011 16:25

yeah, i feel enlightened. thank you.

hollysterT | 0

#2702958 - Friday 17 June 2011 17:36

I didn't ;)

kiketag | 0

#2704045 - Friday 17 June 2011 21:46

remember everything hitler did was legal

sparta98 | 4

#2705962 - Saturday 18 June 2011 4:05

Actually, 74, I think Hitler was guilty of Homocide by Omission. Since he was married to Eva Braun, he had legal obligations to care for her, which he failed to fulfill.