By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
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exileonmainst 16

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

well that blows

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well that blows

exileonmainst 16

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

At least the chlamydia will be a loyal companion, unlike your ex-bf. It’ll stay with you forever and never leave.

Ericelegar 11

ugh...disgusting

Lobby_Bee 17

The gift that keeps on giving.

not that I'm a petty person or anything but... I hope it rots his dick off ?

Hey there's nothing like finding out you have an STD on your birthday.

SteelSoul5 9

Why are men a trifling?

thatslifeiguess7 16

He cheated and no condom? get an AIDS test ASAP

ExplainingTheOtherside 8

That is why before anything happens between partners, both go to the clinic and get tested. You should get the entire STD and STI test.