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By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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By Rowansgonnarow - 05/07/2014 20:19

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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By whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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By Piggirl - 13/07/2018 19:00

Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after trying for months for a baby, I finally got a positive test. For chlamydia. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By clinictime - 11/04/2012 23:05 - Canada - Okotoks

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 12 September 2017 0:00

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

Michael Williams 13

Sunday 10 September 2017 11:50

well that blows

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Michael Williams 13

Sunday 10 September 2017 11:50

well that blows

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 12 September 2017 0:00

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 September 2017 0:17

At least the chlamydia will be a loyal companion, unlike your ex-bf. It’ll stay with you forever and never leave.

Ericelegar 11

Tuesday 12 September 2017 6:02

ugh...disgusting

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 12 September 2017 8:51

The gift that keeps on giving.

Rachel Brown 12

Tuesday 12 September 2017 15:29

not that I'm a petty person or anything but... I hope it rots his dick off ?

davecross 11

Tuesday 12 September 2017 15:40

Hey there's nothing like finding out you have an STD on your birthday.

SteelSoul5 9

Tuesday 12 September 2017 16:46

Why are men a trifling?

thatslifeiguess7 16

Tuesday 12 September 2017 17:53

He cheated and no condom? get an AIDS test ASAP

ExplainingTheOtherside 8

Tuesday 12 September 2017 21:32

That is why before anything happens between partners, both go to the clinic and get tested. You should get the entire STD and STI test.

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