By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
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exileonmainst 16

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

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exileonmainst 16

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

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RichardPencil 30

At least the chlamydia will be a loyal companion, unlike your ex-bf. It’ll stay with you forever and never leave.

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Lobby_Bee 17

The gift that keeps on giving.

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Rachel Brown 12

not that I'm a petty person or anything but... I hope it rots his dick off ?

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davecross 11

Hey there's nothing like finding out you have an STD on your birthday.

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SteelSoul5 9

Why are men a trifling?

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thatslifeiguess7 16

He cheated and no condom? get an AIDS test ASAP

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ExplainingTheOtherside 8

That is why before anything happens between partners, both go to the clinic and get tested. You should get the entire STD and STI test.

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DLBL 20

Right. I think it's romantic. It means I'm serious about my new man and care about our health.

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