By unluckybirthdaykid - 11/09/2017 23:15

Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 435
You deserved it 390

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Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

well that blows

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well that blows

Are you sure she just didn't get rashes from poison ivy?

At least the chlamydia will be a loyal companion, unlike your ex-bf. It’ll stay with you forever and never leave.

ugh...disgusting

The gift that keeps on giving.

not that I'm a petty person or anything but... I hope it rots his dick off ?

Hey there's nothing like finding out you have an STD on your birthday.

Why are men a trifling?

He cheated and no condom? get an AIDS test ASAP

That is why before anything happens between partners, both go to the clinic and get tested. You should get the entire STD and STI test.