By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 178
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misstamz 0

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

it means "too long; didn't read"


TheBeatlesAreLov 0

too lame; don't respond?

"talk later; driving"?

I looked it up - it means "too long; didn't read"

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

tan laundry; damn right!

TBMFan 0


Boygenius50 8

Tame lions; don't roar?

Taco's Lurking; Don't Run?

Terrorist Laden; Do Run

tam_tiger 0

Tit lick; dick rub? See, it made him horny ;)

Talk about shut down.

krty402 7

someone should have combo-breakered :)

twilight licks; dry rectums

taco lovin; damn Roger?


JacksonCampbell 9

84 - You beat me to it!

ShadowTheDumbass 10

too lame: Dad's raping(?)

Terrible lisp; dental reconstruction?

torturing llamas;deers raped ?

Too long; Damn repliers.

Tasty lunch; dinner ready?

Zeek63 0

WAYITK; Why aren't you in the kitchen would have been a better reply

none of you are funny stop trying this post is going to shit -.- you have failed to cease my boredom mortal beings

lulututu 4

I thought it was funny:)


Ticklish lice; dried rice?

too late ; dog's raped

Two laxatives : Deadly response?

jaidonsafira 0

too lunk; drate riot?

Tan Legs; Daniel Radcliffe.

Cell23 0

no, it's "Too Long, DIDN'T READ!"

bezach 0

tits later, rubbing time

bezach 0

too drunk, date raped I'm sure it's a good reason he couldn't talk.

Vampgirl202 4

talk later; at the dr

testicle licking; DAMN right!

MariaaIsSexyy 0

What Was Funnyy?:/

talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc

talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc

retards its "Too Long; Didnt Read"

deerrrrrr my name is emorockownage and I'm an idiot cause I can't take a joke duhhhhhhh. By the way dumb ass kid, there's no way in hell you're almost 25 when you look like a pubescent little scrawny kid

too long didn't read.

j8steele 0

too late; died reading

dheinzen2 1

TALK LATER; DOCTOR jesus christ people it's not that crazy

True love, damn right?

tummy large; don't eat

how do people not know that means too long didn't read?

twat lips; dick rim

LOL! Best replies EVER!

GuessWhatKids 13

Turtle laid; refrigerator.

Guys, we all know that it means "too long; didn't read." Now please proceed to the nearest convenience store and pick up a little thing called a sense of humor.

95 is the bestt. and C-C-COMBO BRREAKKARRRR

Tight lips ; dick rubbed

ten ligers'; dicks ruptured?

JordanRetro13 0

you should go get some or something man, r u stressed or something?

tickling lardos; didn't read.

pepelapew 0

you fag

wow. i really thought it was tan legs:danielle radcliffe.

saltypirate 0

How did this comment not get moderated?? lol

saltypirate 0

too long; DAMN right?!?!?!?!?! torture licks; dick rub?

too late; devil raptured

lololol!! this is very funny! :P

Obviously we all know that.

time to lick; do it rihgtnow

203 I beat u to it

talk later; doctors'

too little; dick rejected

LordVoldemort6 0

twilight licks; dumbledore rules

C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!

skylar9797 0

it really means " too long; didn't read"

GetOwnedPuppy 0

Too late; doing Raven

sowrongitsranda 0

too long ; didn't read ?

talk later; date rape

fmlluver1415 6

talk later: don't rush?

Jojo08_fml 0

hahaha that's the best one!:D

hahaha this ones my favorite I think!

ladykyky 4

let the people dream, why don't yuh?

shaubygal 11

it's to long; didn't read

Delannnnnnnnnie 0

I think yours made most sense...but it's fun reading what people come up with:)

Too long; didn't read

katiedoll6 7

Taking lessons; done right !!!!! (random I'm an ejit)

Tiny lynxes; dehydration reeks

Your boyfriend is awesome.

BrittanyCelesteP 0

explain to me how that's awesome. It's more of a dick move in my opinion.

chester75 5

sarcasm sweety

ADub55 0

Your pic of you picking your nose is "awesome" too.

She wasn't picking her nose

jackiemoonthepro 5

what does that even mean?

jackiemoonthepro 5

that's why I asked dumbass

it means "too long; didn't read"

tit licker dick rejecter

noto_fml 0

it means keep it short and to the point or stfu

It's what people say when they're too dumb to read more than half of a sentence.

tylerdudesmith 2


tylerdudesmith 2

sorry, I just shit myself

ChiddyBANGr 13

any younger siblings? they couldve gotten a hold of his phone and sent that~

hotair10 9

you should find out what "tl; dr" means before making a stupid post like that.

chaldochamp3 6

Or maybe he sent it. Ever think of that?

stopdonkey 0

your a giant idiot

179: your pic made me giggle. (:

it means "too long; didn't read"

Hahahaha, that reminds me of a College Humour video on YouTube! The Leets and the Noob boyfriend!

misstamz 0

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

bigfoot89 4

haha best come back number 11 !!

that is the fucking cutest kitten ever! uber-cute

foxxi 0

snorts *ahaha!* classic!

Alicia17C 2

15 ruined the joke.

i agree with 165. 15 you killed it

pablo132 3

that person totally killed it....

best. comeback. ever.

the empty can rattles the most

jennifer93 0

that's why you should say long, heartfelt stuff in person

youre right haha

Then he'd have said: tl; dl.

This is just a guess but i think your message was "too long and he didn't read it"

Your guessing skills are AMAZING. I am thoroughly impressed.

talk later; Dr. who.

liy223 6

duh! at least, that's what I would've ment...

alshclown 0

"talk later; dalek raid"

131, you are my hero.