By Maddie110110 - 07/06/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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misstamz 0

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

too lame; don't respond?

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metalsmith 0

I looked it up - it means "too long; didn't read"

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TheBeatlesAreLov 0

tan laundry; damn right!

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Boygenius50 8

Tame lions; don't roar?

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tam_tiger 0

Tit lick; dick rub? See, it made him horny ;)

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krty402 7

someone should have combo-breakered :)

JacksonCampbell 9

84 - You beat me to it!

ShadowTheDumbass 10

too lame: Dad's raping(?)

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Zeek63 0

WAYITK; Why aren't you in the kitchen would have been a better reply

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dolphincheddar 10

none of you are funny stop trying this post is going to shit -.- you have failed to cease my boredom mortal beings

lulututu 4

I thought it was funny:)

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jaidonsafira 0

too lunk; drate riot?

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Cell23 0

no, it's "Too Long, DIDN'T READ!"

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bezach 0

**** later, rubbing time

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bezach 0

too drunk, date raped I'm sure it's a good reason he couldn't talk.

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Vampgirl202 4

talk later; at the dr

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MariaaIsSexyy 0

What Was Funnyy?:/

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FNFPhilly 0

talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc

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FNFPhilly 0

talk later; doctor that's what I say if I'm at the Doc

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Mitcha857 0

deerrrrrr my name is emorockownage and I'm an idiot cause I can't take a joke duhhhhhhh. By the way dumb ass kid, there's no way in hell you're almost 25 when you look like a pubescent little scrawny kid

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j8steele 0

too late; died reading

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dheinzen2 1

TALK LATER; DOCTOR jesus christ people it's not that crazy

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Shring_fml 0

how do people not know that means too long didn't read?

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GuessWhatKids 13

Turtle laid; refrigerator.

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Uscdrew1 7

Guys, we all know that it means "too long; didn't read." Now please proceed to the nearest convenience store and pick up a little thing called a sense of humor.

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fml98kevin 4

95 is the bestt. and C-C-COMBO BRREAKKARRRR

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JordanRetro13 0

you should go get some or something man, r u stressed or something?

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whosechairisthat 0

wow. i really thought it was tan legs:danielle radcliffe.

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saltypirate 0

How did this comment not get moderated?? lol

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saltypirate 0

too long; DAMN right?!?!?!?!?! torture licks; dick rub?

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LordVoldemort6 0

twilight licks; dumbledore rules

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skylar9797 0

it really means " too long; didn't read"

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GetOwnedPuppy 0

Too late; doing Raven

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sowrongitsranda 0

too long ; didn't read ?

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fmlluver1415 6

talk later: don't rush?

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Jojo08_fml 0

hahaha that's the best one!:D

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ladykyky 4

let the people dream, why don't yuh?

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shaubygal 11

it's to long; didn't read

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Delannnnnnnnnie 0

I think yours made most sense...but it's fun reading what people come up with:)

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katiedoll6 7

Taking lessons; done right !!!!! (random I'm an ejit)

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BrittanyCelesteP 0

explain to me how that's awesome. It's more of a dick move in my opinion.

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ADub55 0

Your pic of you picking your nose is "awesome" too.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

what does that even mean?

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jackiemoonthepro 5

that's why I asked dumbass

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noto_fml 0

it means keep it short and to the point or stfu

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NecroParade 3

It's what people say when they're too dumb to read more than half of a sentence.

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tylerdudesmith 2

sorry, I just shit myself

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ChiddyBANGr 13

any younger siblings? they couldve gotten a hold of his phone and sent that~

hotair10 9

you should find out what "tl; dr" means before making a stupid post like that.

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chaldochamp3 6

Or maybe he sent it. Ever think of that?

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stopdonkey 0

your a giant idiot

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littlesilver 0

Hahahaha, that reminds me of a College Humour video on YouTube! The Leets and the Noob boyfriend!

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misstamz 0

Then you say as he wants a bj "too small, not worth it"

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bigfoot89 4

haha best come back number 11 !!

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_yarrrr 0

that is the ******* cutest kitten ever! uber-cute

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foxxi 0

snorts *ahaha!* classic!

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Alicia17C 2

15 ruined the joke.

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pablo132 3

that person totally killed it....

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jennifer93 0

that's why you should say long, heartfelt stuff in person

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teague95 16

This is just a guess but i think your message was "too long and he didn't read it"

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Doortje 29

Your guessing skills are AMAZING. I am thoroughly impressed.

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