By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

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Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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matt1337c 0

They're so gay. Was it hot?

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0671241409 0

wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend

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matt1337c 0

They're so gay. Was it hot?

247 14
thehelenlouiseee 5

ah ha x very hot :S threesome opertunity tho ",

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b182link 0

what the heck, that's weird. you should break up with him

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monkeysbutthole 0

ummm..nice game :D

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Dismissal 4

How is this an FML? I would have been entertained. :D Weird but hilarious.

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rohosoccer08 1

that's kinda creepy, makes them sound really gay!

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klumzy0123456789 6

hahahahahahahaha thatt suxx.

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Ashurii328 0

I would have been entertained too. Probably would have snuck a few pictures or some video. That's HILARIOUS! Lol.

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ImSoBaKed 0

WTF=. 'What? Threesome Fags' is all I can say

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ObiWanJaBlowme 0

WTF Thats gay. LMFAO anyway glow in the dark condoms LMFAO!

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0671241409 0

wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend

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MattCole 0

You should have gotten them to team up and penetrate your Death Star from both sides.

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tylerrelyt 0

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AngryNinja 1

I actually find this slightly amusing.. I'm surprised OP didn't play the Princess Leia angle. What a waste!

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LAO_fml 0

hahaha tht reminds me of a joke ... why do they make colored condoms? so the gay guys can play light sabers!! haha

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fashionista_92 0

dude awsome name lol and OP that's hella gay I hope u broke up with him

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epicenur 2

I see your shwartz is bigger than mine

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jess_1_30_09 4

u r stupid if u reallu believe that.. I don't like it but who r u to judge!!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Entertaining, yes, but they both have hard-ons with no one else around.. so they're hard for each other?

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col535 0

LOL 79!!! hilarious! but seriously, that's cool. where can I get those glow in the dark condoms?

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apfunction 0

who cares if they're gay? get the **** over it. btw, this is hilarious.

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momof2grls06 0

sounds like a couple of fags to me!

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icall_BS 0

Holy **** I want some glow-in-the-dark condoms.

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Gumblebum100 0

I say you hve one of three choices: 1. Join the fun, but remember to be creative 2. Break up with him and find a new boyfriend 3. Or, hey he's going gay so why not go lezbian?

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Sgrocks 5

LMAO tht seems sooooooo gay but stil LMAO worthy lol

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Jrook 0

90 that isn't a joke. it's just stupid

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schnitzel5 0

hahaha not gay, just wierd, but that's funny

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Snugglez 0

haha that's some funny gay shyt.so who won?

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Krista19 1

Threesome? At least they used protection.

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nickasaurus 0

This isn't an FML, i thought chicks liked gay guys. It's only a fml if their lightsabers shrunk and went away once op entered the room

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paigeatsflesh 11

where did my comment go?! I saiiiiid! that's hawt(;

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lezzyluver 0

hey y'all r judge mental what if op was a dude.???? it never says it wasn't and what if the point was he was cheating on him????

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amerrah 4

NEVER cross swords... Your boyfriend sounds like a badass.

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zachhasse 0

16 I totally agree except u would have joined

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nolasaints 0

haha that's so gay. sounds like something 8 year olds would do. f is for fags and funny *******

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urface132 0

and the problem is ???????

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bigE32 0

Are those the same glow-in-the-dark condoms from an fml a while ago?

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BoWZeR 1

maybe he has cancer

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ikldeadman 0

ok, flying off the handle there. talk about it but he might be a little bi unless you know he is, then I don't think it's that bad. I bet this was somewhat shocking though.

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durtysanch 0

ur br 'was' in the closet, not anymore. he's gay for playing sword fights with his bff. how could it get more gay than that? FYL OP

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missASHLEYnicole 0

I would not appreciate witnessing my bf playing dick wars with someone. it would disgust me.

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orgyz 0

Was the other guy hot, lol?

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TBFLpassion 0

oh wow that's disturbing I am sorry for u

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skulltrooper11 0

.. that's ****** hilarious hahaha. kinda gay but.. I definitly want to know were to get glow in the dark condoms haha

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Betz 10

Then the best friend turned to him and revealed that he's, in fact, his father.

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AnRom 0

I'm sorry but your bf is gay...you have to be hard to wear a condom and he can do that while staring at his best friends dick

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chuchurocket 4

they're either curious or gay. dump him. not an fml

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JuniorPwnz 0

so Thats Why They Made Glow In The Dark Condoms Soo Men Could Play Star Wars. :D

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xoconnie 8

may the force of gayness be with you. but seriouusllyyy thats pretty gay and also VERY weird. omg they are MORE than bestfriends!

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gomego87 0

I think I speak for everyone here when I say: So? Who won?

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mcme 0

You should have snuck near them in the dark and grabbed your bf's dick

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epicfailburger 0

you should have played along and asked if chewbaca could join the battle

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korie22_fml 0

wow lmao i wonder how many guys actually have "dick wars"

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badadam97 0

dam! u took my comment lol

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slash1500 0

wow that's pretty gay

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intint50 0

"Use the force, Luke... I've run out of lubricant!"

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neonraccoon 0

ok duh its gay get over it and pist something worth reading

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getwild 0

the best things in life are free aren't they?

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Thabb 0

No one can recognize a threesome when they see one...

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BadBoyz90210 0

how do u play??? and it sounds like he's really gay/bi

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iluvevil01 11

I agree with #193 it didn't clarify that op was a girl.

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iamwilson12 4

Why doea the boyfriend have to be gay? Nobody's heard of bi-sexuals? .___.

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jpjruler 0

hahahaha wow lol that's hilarious.... and yet very disturbing

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Metzler31 17

you sorta look like Justin beiber....

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col535 0

Justin beiber is gay. the guys who play dick wars are awesome, not gay. (maybe bi though...)

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Bewitched_fml 0

well we now all know that #61 is a very educated person

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soleilkitty 0

Wow who pissed in 61's cornflakes? Calm down, it's just FML.

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Twichl 4

You look like my best friends little brother... He's ten

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deannagarcia 0

61 obviously plays dick wars too!

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kekelala3 0

who the _____ are you callinba ****** _______?

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cresta32 0

hes def a douche he sounds like an 8 year old girl

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057alf 0

omg he really does but ye seriously lawl I roffled for long time ha ha

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madmonkeykilla 0

159 I murdered Justin beieber and your a bitch and you like to eat out other women

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loski87 4

wooow where are the mods?? 61 that was completely uncalled for...

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loski87 4

and by the way JUSTIN BEIBER is effin great.

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orgyz 0

No, Justin Bieber is adorable in a baby kind of way. Not sexy, though. Nope. At least not until he reaches "that stage". 

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Iowa123 0

Justin Bieber? Erm... okay, well some people are mentally challenged. Can't help it. But no, he's not a douche.™

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kool_me 0

threesome now u Gots to glow in tha dark dicks

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bunnylover1 0

pathetic but hilarious

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massagenist 0

more like fruitcake wars. next thing you know they will come out of a closet doing the elephant walk. then they will attend nude grab a ding a ling parties with black guys like they showed on 60 minutes.

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lolkirst 0

your bf is doing his best friend behind your back FYI :D

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karina_said 0

if they were both hard.. is that.. okay? :S

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mistershlong 0

nice rack but your kinda fat

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ktbird 0

75, don't you mean behind his back? Or from the back? Etc.

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lovin_darkness 0

lets hope they're bi, so maybe you can get lucky lol ;)

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holbrook_fml 0

woah that not wierd at all

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beiberlookalike1 0

omfg yummmm... ohh ohh ahhhh!!! yesss....

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oliboi 0

uh maybe u should break up with ur bf if hes cheating on u with a guy. whut a ****** playing dick wars thats so fuking disturbing its not even funny. i hope hes ur ex now...

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aardvarkish 16

Damn, that's right. All these years, it never occurred to me.

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