Today, I’m walking around the streets with my stuff in a rolling suitcase. My mom saw fit to kick me out of the house because she found sextoys in my room. FML
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Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my dad found condoms in my room and kicked me out of the house. I know I’m 22 but I have nowhere to go. When I told him this, he threw a rolling suitcase at me and told me, “You have somewhere to go now - your boyfriend’s house!” I don’t even have a boyfriend, just casual random hookups. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and kicked me out of the house, all because I used Plan B to terminate a potential pregnancy after I had unprotected sex. She actually packed a suitcase and duffle-bag for me, told me to hit the road, and to never come back. She told me she’d call the police for trespassing if I didn’t comply. FML
Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Today, after I spent a weekend at my boyfriend’s house, I came home to find the locks changed. My parents decided to change them because they “don’t need me slutting around under their roof.” My boyfriend lives 4 hours away and I have nothing but an overnight bag. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
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Hangryko 31
Contact the police; report her for illegal eviction. They should make her let you back in (if you want to go back), and she could possibly be arrested if she refuses.
Ubehage 32
That is a very weird reason to kick someone out of the house. Especially their own child. FYL
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Ubehage 32
That is a very weird reason to kick someone out of the house. Especially their own child. FYL
Hangryko 31
Contact the police; report her for illegal eviction. They should make her let you back in (if you want to go back), and she could possibly be arrested if she refuses.
garamo 4
most like op is an adult, so she can press tresspassing charges if she goes back home without her mom’s consent
Hangryko 31
@garamo - Nope. Most residences require at minimum 30 days notice to evict tenants, by law. Mom is breaking the law here as she neglected to go through legal channels, gave insufficient notice, and OP has tenants' rights.
bidet 10
Were they her toys that you had stolen?