Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML
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Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said, "You don't want those, they're for men." I asked what the difference was. He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered, "Men have a penis." FML
Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML
Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML
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Toggybbz 0
Your dad is my new favourite person. he wears short shorts in public and uses the phrase 'din-dins' <3
spidersilkx9 0
tell your dad to call me [sarcasm]
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Comments (178)
jaymay125 2
And then you find a pube in your din din haha!
IWannaBeAPickle 1
This.
padlarf 14
The nutscratching and the short shorts aren't nearly as bad as him using the word din-dins.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'll keep an eye on POWM.com. ;)
LOLatU87 0
I love that website
pianogrl 0
Exactly what I thought of when I read this!!
alexbeathalo2 4
your dad probably has some pretty small n balls
lilashg 0
you cant pick your co workers or family! :)
loshysucks 0
Haha
Dudeitsnuri 0
u can't be gettin much party while in Saudi Arabia. I didn't get to party while I was there
loshysucks 0
yes i get to party there and alot! or i can even party with myself! i betu were there for a cause not for partying!!!! we have some crazy ***** to party with here!!! u just know NOTHING about saudi arabia
murph52 0
LAD.
DerFuhrer33 0
I just saw king of the hill last night and I heard din din for the first time on that show. Never knew people really said that.
junkboy 4
i modded this one lol
perdix 31
And you panicked and said, "Grape Nuts, eggs, wieners, mayonnaise, yogurt, sausage and pancake batter...and suckers for dessert."
omgmorganomg 0
HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU PERDIX
zerobahamut03 2
ahhhhh!!!!! omg !!!!!!!!!! da fun club