By lk07 - 12/7/2019 16:00
Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You’ve been married a long time, right?

Had you been newlyweds, this story would have a hole different ending. The FML would be for the shopper who witnessed you humping doggy-style.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You’ve been married a long time, right?

Had you been newlyweds, this story would have a hole different ending. The FML would be for the shopper who witnessed you humping doggy-style.