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You should've said "Sorry Dad, they're out do you're league, but they're sure as hell in mine."
Out of you're league*
Are we assuming OP is a lesbian or what?
"No, Dad, you're cramping MY style."
OP is a girl... Not saying she couldn't be lesbian, but she's probably not if the dad is trying to get at them. Don't wanna have a number contest with dad
*out of your league
#22 I believe he already tried to correct it. it's more like "*your".
Can't have a conscious in the pimp game!
#2 I think the word you were looking for was "conscience." Conscious means something completely different lol.
before i vote on this fml, id like to know, how hot were these chicks? scale of 1-10
They're from Belgium, so likely a 10.
Thug life
Who picks up "chicks" while shopping?
Someone obviously as fly as OP's dad.
THIS GUY
Bill Cosby knows. ^
Plenty of chicks like guys with kids.
We'll maybe that's a sign?
time to bring in your mom!
Tell him he's not their type
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You should've said "Sorry Dad, they're out do you're league, but they're sure as hell in mine."
Can't have a conscious in the pimp game!