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Some say OP is still cringing to this very day...
The legends are true: to this day, I'm still cringing at the memories, although 'Cringe' MAY BE a bit of an understatement here... Hi everyone, OP here. I had to create an account to start replying. This had actually happened several weeks ago, and I had tried so very, VERY hard to block out the memory of this event. The trauma only came back recently when I had heard someone use the phrase 'tight squeeze'. So I felt the need to assuage this emotional pain by sharing it on here. Sort of like a group therapy session really.... Anyways love your comments! Pretty funny stuff!
I'll get you a glass of brainbleach
On the bright side, he didn't say " so was your sister."
Maybe it wasn't as tight
Or brother
That's just a little too much information..
Some people just don't think before they talk...
He clearly thought about it. He wanted to see her reaction! Hopefully he's on FML.
#10, OP is a Male not a Female!
part time dad. full time savage.
hashtag roasted
"..and that's how you were conceived!"
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Some say OP is still cringing to this very day...
On the bright side, he didn't say " so was your sister."