The difference

By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said: "You don't want those, they are for men." I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: "Men have a penis!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 958
You deserved it 488

Same thing different taste

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Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

Comments

rotflqtms_ 21

Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Men use socks on their penises? I guess it helps with shrinkage then... 😹😂🙈🙊🙉😜🤥

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

This was the perfect opportunity for a dad joke.

Kid from kindergarten cop: boys have a penis, girls have a ******.

bobsanction 18

Too bad your dad has a shit kid that doesn't appreciate jokes.

bl3ur0z3 17

I have two sons and a husband. All their penises are in their pants, not their feet.