The difference

By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said: "You don't want those, they are for men." I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: "Men have a penis!" FML
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Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

Your dad is hilarious!

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Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Men use socks on their penises? I guess it helps with shrinkage then... 😹😂🙈🙊🙉😜🤥

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

Your dad is hilarious!

This was the perfect opportunity for a dad joke.

How is this an fml?

Kid from kindergarten cop: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Too bad your dad has a shit kid that doesn't appreciate jokes.

I have two sons and a husband. All their penises are in their pants, not their feet.