Kids: The difference

The difference

By Robyn_mori - 31/01/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said: "You don't want those, they are for men." I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: "Men have a penis!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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You deserved it 4 467

By wowdadreally - 23/12/2014 20:46 - United States - College Station

Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML

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By CanadianTwin - 06/07/2012 06:52 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

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You deserved it 32 865

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By Nick Pat - 30/09/2015 13:13

Today, I took my dad out shopping. I managed to pull into a really cramped parking spot and said, "Man, that was a tight squeeze." My dad then looked me in the eyes and said, "So was your mom." FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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You deserved it 6 247

By Mal2222 - 12/02/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 35 148

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man, and that my ass was grounds for discussion." FML

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You deserved it 5 061

By itchybollos - 16/09/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, while grocery shopping, my Dad asked me what I wanted for 'Din-Dins' while scratching his nuts. In a crowded aisle. Wearing short shorts. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 5:37

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

pjsr 32

Friday 31 January 2020 6:09

Your dad is hilarious!

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rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 31 January 2020 5:03

Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Men use socks on their penises? I guess it helps with shrinkage then... 😹😂🙈🙊🙉😜🤥

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 January 2020 5:37

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

pjsr 32

Friday 31 January 2020 6:09

Your dad is hilarious!

Ashamed_Sister 60

Friday 31 January 2020 7:33

This was the perfect opportunity for a dad joke.

Calilady 10

Friday 31 January 2020 9:11

How is this an fml?

mfranks19891989 10

Friday 31 January 2020 12:18

Kid from kindergarten cop: boys have a penis, girls have a ******.

bobsanction 18

Friday 31 January 2020 19:39

Too bad your dad has a shit kid that doesn't appreciate jokes.

bl3ur0z3 17

Saturday 1 February 2020 1:25

I have two sons and a husband. All their penises are in their pants, not their feet.

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