By Robyn_mori - 31/1/2020 05:00 - Canada

The difference

Today, I was shopping for socks and I went to look in the men's section. Dad said: "You don't want those, they are for men." I asked what the difference was? He looked around, and then leaned in and whispered: "Men have a penis!" FML

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7878574 - Friday 31 January 2020 5:37

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

By pjsr | 31

#7878575 - Friday 31 January 2020 6:09

Your dad is hilarious!

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By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7878573 - Friday 31 January 2020 5:03

Wait, wait, WAIT!!! Men use socks on their penises?
I guess it helps with shrinkage then...

😹😂🙈🙊🙉😜🤥

By RichardPencil | 27

#7878574 - Friday 31 January 2020 5:37

Tell him you plan to use the socks as footwear, not for masturbation.

By pjsr | 31

#7878575 - Friday 31 January 2020 6:09

Your dad is hilarious!

By Ashamed_Sister | 60

#7878581 - Friday 31 January 2020 7:33

This was the perfect opportunity for a dad joke.

By Calilady | 10

#7878605 - Friday 31 January 2020 9:11

How is this an fml?

By mfranks19891989 | 10

#7878644 - Friday 31 January 2020 12:18

Kid from kindergarten cop: boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

By bobsanction | 16

#7878713 - Friday 31 January 2020 19:39

Too bad your dad has a shit kid that doesn't appreciate jokes.

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7878789 - Saturday 1 February 2020 1:25

I have two sons and a husband. All their penises are in their pants, not their feet.

By kendonmcb | 17

#7879337 - Monday 3 February 2020 14:48

As a dad I feel the need to salute to your dad. This man is a genius.