Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML
No coffee for you
Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
Desperate times
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Damn squares!
Today, I went for a job interview and was rejected for having a 'visible' tattoo. It's white ink, so you can't see it unless you look super closely. The only reason they knew about it was because I was honest and mentioned it when asked if I had any tattoos. I guess honesty is not the best policy. FML
Glazed over
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Professional.
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for racism after I refused to hire a black woman. I didn't hire her because she came to the interview wearing what was basically a bikini and she was covered in tattoos depicting lewd sex acts. FML
Rekt
Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
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happyhak 5
Stereotypical much? Wow, that would be a shitty manager to work for...
ramboman19 8
That is rude for her to assume you're a drug addict because of tattoos. Some tattooed people I know are the nicest and best workers ever.
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Comments (226)
Jasonf6 0
Lawsuit
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
There is no law against being a prick to job seekers and interviewees.
AnarchyAmber 5
What a ****.
xrainbowshadowx 17
"Don't judge a book by it's cover" She's obviously never heard that sentence before. Good luck finding a job OP!
Ynunez 3
i would of love to hear the manager say that o__O i just can't imagine them saying that to you in your face sounds harsh O:
Kobberman 0
Is op skinny, have yellowish eyes, and/or dialated pupils? Well I wouldn't want to work for a manager like that anyway
Kobberman 0
Well also to go with the tattoos, if the op did have those symptoms I said in a previous comment that would make sense, yeah but fyl
beeth 2
You got the tattoos. You deserve it.
GodofCarnage 10
lol are you retarded or what? what's up if she has tattoos?
brendensmama 3
That is so close minded
z3vil 11
The manager couldn't even SEE the tattoos, the jacket was covering them like the OP said, unless the manager had xray cision
spartan522114 0
It's the jacket you ******* stupid ******* ******* ******* idiots! Jesus Christ she thought she was covering needle holes. And **** you, close minded? Real jobs don't allow visible tattoos. That's a choice you make.
brendensmama 3
**** you too, it is close minded to judge someone by their appearance, or in this case something she couldn't even see. I'll be careful not to ever wear a jacket, wouldn't dare want someone to think I'm on drugs
Killn4Laughs 0
Stfu dumb bitch
5t3ff1k4h 44
126 - **** you too. There are plenty of REAL jobs out there that allow tattoos. For example I've seen teachers have them UNCOVERED, construction workers (yes, it's a real job), culinary/chefs, retail... that's just the beginning. A friend of mine even saw a cop with a tattoo on his wrist. It's not that uncommon anymore. Get with the times.
Neshalicious84 0
What a bitch u could of sued her for that..... Thats discrimination... Unless u are a addicted
shirleyl91_fml 6
I say you got lucky. I'm wondering what kinds of acts this idiot would make you do.
Lawbynature 0
Why didn't you defend yourself and just show your arms that there weren't any needle holes or explain about the tattoos???
BloodyMary666 24
What a c*nt!