By Anonymous - United States
  Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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  choirnerd9  |  0

Agreed. Either a)you are really young or b)You can't take care of you're damn teeth. My cousin got braces when she was twelve and took care of her teeth well enough to get them taken off at fourteen.

  Tancaliel  |  12

Well, I only had mine on for about two years as well, but it was from age 14 to 16... I got them off just before I turned 17. I couldn't get them any younger for some reason that I've since forgotten, I did have my first check up when I was like 11... Also, it's not as if how well you brush, floss etc. is really going to have any impact on how well the braces can change the position of your teeth, is it?

  teenager34  |  0

19, braces don't get taken off if you've "taken care of your teeth", it's after they've done their job. I'm 16 and ive had them for 3 years, getting them off in a couple of weeks but I only had them because I fell when I was younger so it's not always because people don't take care of their teeth, so stop assuming.

  wiggs5  |  0

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  kritz0  |  10

You have got to be a fucking idiot if you think only young kids get braces ONLY.
And Wtf. Braces aren't to fix someone not taking care of their teeth...its for teeth that aren't lined up properly.
Go learn wtf you are talking about before making such an IGNORANT and stupid comment.

As for the original FML....why the HELL would you take off ANY article of clothing against someones skin when you have METAL WIRE on your teeth.
You've got to have at some point and time cut your tongue or lip on why the hell would rubbing them against someones skin be any different?
Your boyfriend is right for not talking to you.
What a stupid decision on your part, there are TONS of other things you could have done to be sexy or seductive....that didn't involve trying to give him a homemade circumcision.

  iwrestlebears  |  0

I have had my braces on for 5 years too. they had to pull 7 teeth out when I was 9 because my mouth wasn't big enough for all my teeth I guess. but I like having braces. I don't really want them off, hah.

  AubriS  |  0

wow @123 you are shallow and also very immature and ignorant from what I can tell. so let me get this straight even if the person who has the braces is say forty...they shouldn't have sex because it's "gross and weird"

Uhhh yeah that's ridiculous why don't you think before you speak.

  zakkyzebra  |  11

There once was a man from Bombay.
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay.
But the heat of his prick.
Turned the clay into brick.
And chafed all his foreskin away.


hey, idiot... it doesn't matter how well you *take care* of your teeth while you have braces on, although you should take care of them well, you'll have your braces on for however long you need them, based on how messed up your teeth are.

  jess6blondie9  |  2

146, She's pregnant and showing off her bump. I doubt she means anything sexual from it, she's just going to be a proud mom. If you have a problem with it, don't look at her picture. Problem solved(:

  DocBastard  |  38

Varmanis, I'm quite certain your penis is 10 inches long if you start measuring from the back of your ass.

Note to guys: the ones that brag about size are the ones who have the least to brag about. And more bad news: WOMEN KNOW THIS.

  ciaogirl  |  0

^^^ I thought the same thing, and I joked around with my boyfriend about it for saying he was huge... aaand then he proved it. it's
possible legit it is possible...


I'm guessing she is.

She should of tried using ANY other body part here, shes dumb. Any metal in your mouth other than a tongue ring is so not meant for any sexual purpose!