By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP on the bright said she won't have to shave it soon

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blackheart24 10

Haha OPs next ortho appointment might be a little interesting. ... Hmmmm it seems you have what appears to be pubes stuck in here....

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BigBacker 0

She should shave, just my opinion. A for effort!

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Zambaku 9

Wow, I remember the exact same FML with the braces and everything except it was the girl taking off the guy's You Fail

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wegetrz 14

Um am I the only one thinking this fml should be for the gf? Or do pubes suddenly slide out of one's skin with ease these days..

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dsbs 9

Today, my boyfriend tried to take my panties off with his teeth. He ended up with pubes stuck in his braces

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tanneriscool 2

180 and what is the point of your comment?

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leogirl95 12

Tell her to shave that shit

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ohSNAPyall 26

Hang in there! .. I guess you already have

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BuhxritNAYY 5

#shestooyoungforyoubro #youredefinitelytooyoungif you're wearing braces while tryna have sex.

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raney150 0

That's a stupid statement 248. First of all, who are you to determine if they can have sex? Second, braces doesn't tell you age. I know someone who is 19 and just got braces. In sure there are older people who get braces too.

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santosromero718 1

I know right!?! Nasty ass hoe. How she want a dude to go down on her and she don't shave? She wants him to get lost in that jungle?

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pammyengland 1

So is 18 too young because I have braces.

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TagYourIt 0

Ok ummmm braces.. Sex? How old are you..?!?!

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pyromania21 0

op if ur old enough to **** ur too old for braces

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CharlieeBabiee 2

No she does it just magically grows back every five seconds. Dumbass.

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NinjaCrumbs 0

? wtf r u saying?!?

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RealTalk0 7

#180 : More like, "Today, my boyfriend got my pubes stuck in his braces. I had to sit there in excruciating pain as he tried to get free. FML"

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Dredre15 0

Lmao... not funny

tellithowitis 13

Agreed, you totally just contradicted yourself.

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Ferretface 13

I disagree. He did contradict himself.

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briannaahhhh 0

hahaha it's funny though!

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ucoolgirl31 20

"lmao... Not funny" is a contradiction... Good for the starburst commercial!!

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EvilCupcake8361 9

ewwww she needs to shave her secret jungle

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Matt_Lord_Of_The 3

I find this hilarious especially #75's comment. Well done

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stephan18 23

He didn't need to since she probably felt it

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bizarre_ftw 21

Mourr mubs garr uck nin by wassevs ^that's how

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iluvfmls456 0

If you have braces you're too young to be doing that anyway in my opinion

CrAzYyYyYy 0

You can have braces when you're older also it's not just something that you have when you are in middle or high school. My boyfriend is 22 and he got his braces on a year ago.

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purplishzebraz 0

My friends mom still has braces......she's in her thirties

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Jesus_Christ69 0

My uncle has braces and he's like 45. In my opinion dont go making smart ass remarks if you don't know what you're talking about.

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Ranimal 12

I agree. Unless you even remotely know what you're talking about (which in this case you have no ******* clue), then shut the **** up. Yes, a good amount of young kids have braces but in no way is there an age set to it.

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DocBastard 38

A classic case of posting before thinking.

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mickypequi 13

As idiotic as the comment is, they did say "in my opinion". People are entitled to have retarded, ignorant opinions.

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irelabdlad44 0

Did it ever occur to you that nobody cares what you think?

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fmlpro0987 0

Not true my sister got braces when she was 23.

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dre9889 4

Dumb ass my cousin in law is 30 she just got her braces off

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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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SmashWilliams 1

Okay I'm going to sound stupid... But what dues OP mean? I never figured it out.

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sleepindevil 15

I think it means original poster. I suppose opening poster works too when its interweb threads.

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kelseykaye93 1

It's n00b, you n00b

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bizarre_ftw 21

10 - Your picture is currently my favorite on here

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mrosew442 10

10- don't you just love pictures if HP characters with non-related captions?

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

F her life too, that would freakin hurt. Still, funny story to tell later in life

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bizarre_ftw 21

How mom learned abstinence is key until you get the go ahead from the orthodontist

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bizarre_ftw 21

Kid: AWW!! Come On!!! You probably had sex by the time you were my age!!! Dad: I can honestly say no I did not.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Kid: why are you making me get braces?! I have straight teeth!!!!! Dad: let me tell you a story... [...] ... and if I had to suffer through that, So Do You! Now come on! Kid: ? O.o

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KatieMajestic 17

Maybe you should have stopped the first few times you got down voted.

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FlashBurn 13

Great... I hope no lame 'flossing your teeth' comments show up. Still, in your braces!? Hope ya got em all out before your orthodontist appointment! That'd be interesting to explain... lol.

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