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Oh my God. I just died a little.
36- You tried too hard. Let it cum naturally.
Cum on guys, I don't get it. Explain it better.
It isn't hard to explain, but I can only give you a tip on how to finish figuring it out on your own. Just keep pushing forward until you get stuck, back track and try pushing forward again and repeat until it finally cums to you.
84- Good explanation! Sometimes you just gotta make it a quickie, if you want it to cum to you that badly.
Very nice! Thank you for explaining!
I'm going to get a good grade in biology. :)
Did you hear a pop noise?
*cringe* ooowwwww.
That's only if her ear-ring got caught in/on it.
28 - Sometimes I think "pun" is your native tongue :)
As much as I like the idea of that, this one was not actually a pun, unless you are referring to another comment, in which case I stand corrected.
What would a pop mean down there? Broken dick lol???
U can't break ur dick u idiot!!
I beg to differ 97.
You can sprain your penis 97 . When bored you find weird stuff on the Internet.
Yeah, I can pop mine like a knuckle. And you can actually break a boner, despite the fact that it's just blood. -- The sac membranes can burst in the shaft and muscular damage can occur to the extent of it "bending" in half. Also, if an erect penis is bitten and punctured, it literally explodes. Just a fun **** fact for you guys. Thank me later
110- I can already feel the pain!
Well.. OP should have thought twice before giving him head...
You.. are retarded.
Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.
Like Saxton Hale.
Apologize by having make up sex. Best thing to do. ;)
Headbutt critical stike!
Super effective!
Does it really hurt that bad?
More like a new meaning to "giving head" lol
Looks like someone needs to reread 50 Shades of Grey. You're clearly supposed to use a whip or riding crop, OP. That's where you went wrong.
At least this way her BF can still say he got tail.
Damn, I can tell when I've been outdone. At a glans, I can see that your puns are better on this one. I guess I dropped the ball on this one! That's all she sc-rote!
I cringed at the thought of that >< Make him feel better !
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Double meaning to giving head!
Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.