By kinkicali - 20/11/2012 08:43 - United States - Maple Valley

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Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Scands_59 14

Double meaning to giving head!

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jweezy89 4

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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newbiehere99 6

36- You tried too hard. Let it cum naturally.

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FurryPride 9

Cum on guys, I don't get it. Explain it better.

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sens3sfailing 24

It isn't hard to explain, but I can only give you a tip on how to finish figuring it out on your own. Just keep pushing forward until you get stuck, back track and try pushing forward again and repeat until it finally cums to you.

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newbiehere99 6

84- Good explanation! Sometimes you just gotta make it a quickie, if you want it to cum to you that badly.

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m_2_teh_c 6

I'm going to get a good grade in biology. :)

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Pleonasm 35

That's only if her ear-ring got caught in/on it.

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annie_nk 22

28 - Sometimes I think "pun" is your native tongue :)

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Pleonasm 35

As much as I like the idea of that, this one was not actually a pun, unless you are referring to another comment, in which case I stand corrected.

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Inheritance 10

I just grabbed my dick with the known feeling of a popping one.. Thank you for this..

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crimsonprodigy 15

What would a pop mean down there? Broken dick lol???

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zionjuggernext 3

You can sprain your penis 97 . When bored you find weird stuff on the Internet.

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MormonPornstar 7

Yeah, I can pop mine like a knuckle. And you can actually break a boner, despite the fact that it's just blood. -- The sac membranes can burst in the shaft and muscular damage can occur to the extent of it "bending" in half. Also, if an erect penis is bitten and punctured, it literally explodes. Just a fun **** fact for you guys. Thank me later

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alishous 8

Actually you can, idiot, look it up.

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iloveryan052710 8

Well at least you tried.

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AFCA020 4

Well.. OP should have thought twice before giving him head...

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jweezy89 4

Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.

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X_Codes 11

Yes. He's going to be mad at you for a while. Don't take it personally, it's just the natural consequences of your actions. I'm sure that if you can convince him it was an accident, you'll be free to headbutt his penis again.

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guci101 14

Ikr? I gently got tapped there today by someone and it hurt like a bitch

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Hentai_fml 6

Apologize by having make up sex. Best thing to do. ;)

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MartinAlex 1

I do hope you apologized. I also hope you sort it out. Sexual related injuries are never fun. Mostly...

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Scands_59 14

Double meaning to giving head!

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Thundernutz 15

More like a new meaning to "giving head" lol

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unknown_user5566 26

Looks like someone needs to reread 50 Shades of Grey. You're clearly supposed to use a whip or riding crop, OP. That's where you went wrong.

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Pleonasm 35

At least this way her BF can still say he got tail.

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unknown_user5566 26

14- This is true, it's just too bad there was a kink in OP's plans. She should keep her head up and try again, so her boyfriend isn't left feeling blue.

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Pleonasm 35

Damn, I can tell when I've been outdone. At a glans, I can see that your puns are better on this one. I guess I dropped the ball on this one! That's all she sc-rote!

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TwiztedYuri 9

* lights 50 Shades of Gray on fire. turns on ***** its ok I got rid of it. * turns on ***** watch and learn how to give head

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Sinamoi 18

If you base your relationship advice/thought process off of ****, then you need to get out more.

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perdix 29

I never heard of anyone getting laid off from a ********. This IS a tough economy!

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tsent8 15

Not true I get laid off all the time after a blow if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge.

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MissIconic 8

I cringed at the thought of that >< Make him feel better !

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