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By kinkicali - / Tuesday 20 November 2012 08:43 / United States
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It isn't hard to explain, but I can only give you a tip on how to finish figuring it out on your own. Just keep pushing forward until you get stuck, back track and try pushing forward again and repeat until it finally cums to you.

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As much as I like the idea of that, this one was not actually a pun, unless you are referring to another comment, in which case I stand corrected.

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Yeah, I can pop mine like a knuckle. And you can actually break a boner, despite the fact that it's just blood. -- The sac membranes can burst in the shaft and muscular damage can occur to the extent of it "bending" in half. Also, if an erect penis is bitten and punctured, it literally explodes. Just a fun cock fact for you guys. Thank me later

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Yes. He's going to be mad at you for a while. Don't take it personally, it's just the natural consequences of your actions. I'm sure that if you can convince him it was an accident, you'll be free to headbutt his penis again.

Looks like someone needs to reread 50 Shades of Grey. You're clearly supposed to use a whip or riding crop, OP. That's where you went wrong.

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14- This is true, it's just too bad there was a kink in OP's plans. She should keep her head up and try again, so her boyfriend isn't left feeling blue.

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Damn, I can tell when I've been outdone. At a glans, I can see that your puns are better on this one. I guess I dropped the ball on this one! That's all she sc-rote!

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* lights 50 Shades of Gray on fire. turns on porn* its ok I got rid of it. * turns on porn* watch and learn how to give head

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If you base your relationship advice/thought process off of porn, then you need to get out more.

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Not true I get laid off all the time after a blow if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge.

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