By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML
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Or you could do the right thing and explain what happened. Nice name though. Very original.

What a catastrophe (had to be done)

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Or you could do the right thing and explain what happened. Nice name though. Very original.

How is that natural?

How is that even remotely natural?

Yeah. That's name has a lot to do with his FML.

#38 "That's?" Really?? Anyway about OP, I still don't get this. Why FML it instead of just being honest or at least thinking about what he did. It's like he's comfortable with it..

Oh fuck off. Don't tell me you haven't bean autocorrected incorrectly before.

"This is 2013". Dead.

What a catastrophe (had to be done)

You've got to be kitten me. That cat must be feline awful. (Had to be done as well)

He's committed the purrrrrfect crime :D

don't be redonkulous

I'm feline a little odd due to these cataclysmic puns.

You all are so immapurrrrr

#27 Lol I don't think you understood what was going on but that's ok because it still made me laugh a little

Anyone calling my name?

Fuck the cats life!! Poor babies /:

Why not just admit that you made a mistake and give the sick cat the medicated stuff, too? Admittedly, you'll have two sleeping cats, but at least they're both alive and in fine condition.

Both cats sleeping, not meowing, not getting in your face. Sounds like a win to me! :D

Getting in your face? More like them jumping on your lap and showing you their cinnabun. ( It's what I call cat's buttholes.)

haha cinnabun. I'm so stealing that. I have three cats so I know how it is.

It would have been more responsible of you to tell the owner. You don't know if there are any other side effects to the medication. YDI

To make what look natural exactly?

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I'm wondering if there was too much sedation and if he killed the cat? My cats don't pass out drinking milk so that seems a bit dumb to me. So I'm sorry you didn't follow my question and instead questioned my intelligence.

Maybe there's something lost in the translation because I don't get it either. What does spilt milk on the head have to do with making a sleeping/knock out cat look natural?

Absolutely nothing. Hence why I was thinking he killed the cat maybe?? I don't know, this FML is dumb all around.

Not really about not comprehending it. I took it that it meant as in "how the hell does spilling milk make a knocked out, medicated cat look natural?" Because I am confused about that as well. Unless it is that the bowls were in the room and he wanted to make it look as if the cat accidently drank from the wrong bowl and got knocked out. But that is the only way it makes sense to me. It never clarifies so it is easy to not understand that part.

My cat always lands on his feet, except that one time I threw him three stories high. Yeah, won't ever do that again. I'm also going to hell. :P

You do realize I'm asking OP in hopes of a better explanation right? Because ya' know sometimes they answer. Yes, you have one wild imagination. >.>

15 - Your hypocrisy is showing.

I'm kinda waiting for 15 to reply. I won't hold my breast.

I will if you need someone to hold your breasts, but if you meant breath...awkwaaard. ;P

I'll hold your breasts for you. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

Well then can I hold your breast?

#50.. It's actually 298 characters. Doesn't matter much, but you still have a good point!

Oops! My bad. I was just being an annoying attention whore. :P

Most likely going to hell with cats torturing you for revenge... Have fun

I thought you said tutoring at first. I don't know which is worse...

Since it was an accident, the best thing to do would just be to tell the owner. I would want to know if something like that happened to my cat.

You've sound like you've had experience. Do you frame people and animals often?

If it was an honest mistake and no permanent harm was done, then just own up to what you did and apologize. Mistakes happen. Covering them up, especially in such a ridiculous way, just makes you look like an immature, irresponsible ass.