188

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 20 June 2012 14:09 / United Kingdom
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply
  boating_guy  |  33

Sounds like you coulda been high lol By the way, recording yourself while high then listening/watching it later is funny as hell sometimes.

Reply
  boxbrandon11  |  20

British accent "Would you like a cup of tea?"

Reply
  iliketurdles  |  7

118, that's blasphemy. I suppose your love for crumpets balances out all the good and evil of this world. And incase any of you are wondering, yes, tea is what's keeping the Universe intact. True story.

By  Bree12345  |  15

my cat

Reply
  drdraaman  |  0

Its cat

Reply
  darwinism  |  29

Not so much rude as misunderstood. OP was doomed to fail from the start by offering the tea. What OP had to do was to twist the conversation in such a way that the cat thinks it was his idea to have tea, and that OP was making an offering to the lord of the house by sharing with it. But this is a common mistake that often results in a cat grudge that could last from a few minutes to many years.

By  ZX6Rninja  |  0

It might be a crackhead that got a hold of the wrong shit.

By  xXkingmikeXx  |  5

Everyone knows cats love soda not tea.

Reply
  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

Cats love anti freeze! I know that for a fact haha. Please PETA don't thumb me down.

Reply
  xcarxcrashx  |  9

116 you should probably seek pet advice from your vet and not the FML community before feeding your kitty energy drinks. I was always under the impression that caffeine is bad for pets.

By  shawnaishere  |  14

Everybody likes tea that a surprise it didn't accept it.

By  a1f0sff  |  22

He must have been angry at you for overdosing accidentally.

Loading data…