Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
demotres 7
Kinda sorta did the right thing. Injured animals may panic, and a deer can injure or kill you. A quick death is slightly more agreeable than suffering a long while, or waiting for a authority to arrive.
destiny1846 4
Well he put him out of misery so he kinda saved him
MishMashMosh 20
OmO. You SHOULD break up with him.
robin12_fml 0
While I admit that the smirk at the end is weird and kind of scary, and of you who say what he did was cruel and inhumane are idiots. The dear had been hit and was dead or dying, and if the latter it was suffering. By running over its head he put it to a quick death and ended it's suffering.
Lawren_Marcell 3
Time to dump his ass
redress 2
I do not think it is safe for you to be with this person. The smirking is a big issue ... deal breaker. I understand putting an animal out of its misery smirking after doing so is not a good sign.
CeltHound 14
DUMP HIS ASS!!!!!!!
donutcallmethat 16
That is really messed up.
sugarmonster42 7
Run. Run very far.
lopesie40 4
sounds like dinner!