Sports: How could you?

How could you?

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 02:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I saw the Steelers throw the game to the Browns. I get it, you don't want to go to the Superbowl, but could you try being more realistic than staged wrestling? FML

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Same thing different taste

By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, I left my house angrily after arguing over the Super Bowl. I guess karma gets nasty when you wish a member of the opposing team would break his back. I fell down the stairs. FML

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I suck

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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You deserved it 635

I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 846

By drunkinriot - 03/07/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, my drunk brother thought I could withstand a metal chair being slammed across my back like on the wrestling shows. I guess he didn't know that the shows are fake. FML

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You deserved it 3 054

By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

Play ball

By cavgirl - 12/04/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

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By GiantsFan13 - 23/07/2013 14:49 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML

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By bigvic780 - 27/10/2017 01:30

Today, I fulfilled a lifelong dream by attending a Dallas Cowboys football game. Our sitter fell through at the last minute so I took my five-year-old son instead of my wife. We had to leave after the first quarter because he threw up everywhere. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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Kraths 16

Monday 11 January 2021 10:29

The only time the Browns will make it to the Superbowl is if I take them there.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 12 January 2021 0:09

Maybe they just suck? I mean they did get 37 pts so I'm not sure how that's "throwing the game". I dunno, I'm rooting for the Bills this year.

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Kraths 16

Monday 11 January 2021 10:29

The only time the Browns will make it to the Superbowl is if I take them there.

tounces7 27

Tuesday 12 January 2021 0:09

Maybe they just suck? I mean they did get 37 pts so I'm not sure how that's "throwing the game". I dunno, I'm rooting for the Bills this year.

juggalo2 20

Tuesday 12 January 2021 6:12

Waah Waah. Steelers threw the game? You think you know something about not being serious about winning? This is the first playoff win for the Browns (or Bengals) since 1994. But Steelers fans are the victims of an unjust conspiracy.

seductivesoup2 5

Tuesday 12 January 2021 19:25

They were 11-0 until they lost 6 games in a row, 2 of which were back to back losses to Cleveland. I assume the regular season game where they lost to the Browns was rigged, too?