By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada
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Either you have a really big house, or parents who don't care when you come and go.
They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.
My stepdad has tinnitus- I literally got a big dog collar with a bell so he could hear me walking up to him because I kept making him jump. XD Also helps if you're listening to music in a store and wander off to look for something. Just listen for the bells! (Disclaimer: Does not work in pet stores, anywhere playing Jingle Bells, on small children or in loud overcrowded places)
OP I think you forgot to mention that you're half ninja. No one ever notices ninjas.
Maybe instead of walking straight to your room, you should actually greet people when you enter your house. This is not totally their fault. They didn't hear the door opening and you should have said hello or something. Edit: 9 beat me to it
Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.