Whyd I get Moderated? So confused:(

Real observant parents you have!

They were just trollin'

42- you must really like shovels

I totally just read my comment in Yoda's voice... Tehe! ;)

58- What makes you say that?

Maybe they were just really busy... :) Obviously they care about you enough, OP to worry about your well-being :)

Or both

18- I never considered that possibility, you just blew my mind.

They obviously care when OP comes and goes because of the numerous worried text messages. OP is just a ninja.

Hey my parents constantly forget my name or call me by my brother's name

Exactly! I read this FML as "Today, I'm a ninja. FML."

Oh my lord OP, give me your powers *-* i cant even walk to my room with a bag of chips without having my mom spot it and call me back to share xD

You don't share chocolate, chocolate shares you.

How's this a bad thing, invisibility, you can just walk to any party any time, no questions asked.

I don't think invisibility is the FML. I think it's the fact that OP is one of those people that you never know whether they're there or not.

"...they didn't even notice me walk in." I don't know about you, but that screams invisible to me!

43- you outsmarted me yet again :/

Not when you have crazy parents that keep track of where you are for every second of the day.. This happens to me all the time... Except I'll be sleeping and wake up to voicemails from my mom threatening to call the police if I dont answer my phone or come home.

.... or they can go high tech and implant a tracker in OP so that when their near the house they will get an alert on their phone, I'm sure they have an app for that.

#34, yes, that would be creepier, yet more effective. Also, I replied to your comment on the wheelchair guy story.

That comment made me laugh more than the FML xD Thank you perdix my god of this strange yet amusing website

Hes just like a ninja fart. Quiet but deadly. ( idk how why hes deadly i just said that cause it fit dont hate D:< )

My stepdad has tinnitus- I literally got a big dog collar with a bell so he could hear me walking up to him because I kept making him jump. XD Also helps if you're listening to music in a store and wander off to look for something. Just listen for the bells! (Disclaimer: Does not work in pet stores, anywhere playing Jingle Bells, on small children or in loud overcrowded places)

Ninja's can't tell people they're ninja's. It's forbidden.

Im a ninja. Shh. Dont tell anyone. Im forbidden to tell anyone im a ninja. So please keep it a secret. I beg you.

I used to get yelled at and grounded if I didn't...

Woah. Your parents are strict....

You'd think that would help but I still say hi and my family doesn't remember/notice me and then freaks out anyway lol

Annoying,crazy, anything that describes "caring(strict)" parents.

My dad just jokes about letting the family dog bite my ankles. This is a tiny Shih Tzu, by the way...

Only because I asked it in less words haha

But slow and steady wins the race D: She should have more likes cause she put the time and effort into writing that D: D:

Genius.

So, yeah, after you plow through the kitchen and drive on up the stairs, you're gonna make the first left, just past the ceiling fan. If you pass the bathroom, turn around, you've gone too far.