Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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jpratt17 5
Don't most serial killers start out killing defenseless animals? Maybe try match.com they probably screen for stuff like that
kelsorg 21
sad thing is op pretty sure my bf would do the same. so inconsiderate rip my furry friend
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend is a savage asshole. I hope you dumped him. That's just horrible, plus it's usually how serial killers develop.
MoodyMood 2
Karma coming soon
deedeedeniel 17
What a bitch -.-
krs7g4 8
Ok, I'm from the country and you ignorant suburbian city slickers don't have a clue. What would you have done if the deer was still alive? Are you a trained vet with tranquilizers? Do you realize how sharp deer hooves are? Do you know how many ******* deer are all over the place? You would seriously get out and probably be kicked the shit out of, only to find that the deer was in too bad of shape to save with all of your inexperienced veterinary skills and then you would be injured as well as incapable of doing anything to help the deer. The only thing to do would be to put it out of its misery. Running over its head would be as quick as anything, seeing as you probably don't carry a gun or knife of adequate size. Even if you did have a knife you probably wouldn't know how to get around the deer's flailing hooves to slit its throat. Your boyfriend did the right thing by putting it down. The smirk is a little weird since killing something should be done out of necessity and reverence should be shown for life lost. But all of you tree hugging, bunny petting idiots need to quit talking about saving the deer. Like you would have any idea of how to do that. Sure, feel sorry for something, but also be realistic.
hoppyhoppy 3
It's perfectly possible to be realistic without being a shit head about it.
scar1029 4
Well... At least it won't have to suffer anymore?
Ninja_Girl17 5
Run. Now.
tprime17 8
We'll honestly if the deer was badly injured it was probably better to put it out of its pain.
IcelandicHeathen 5
I would have killed it too, but I would have shot it with my rifle as to ensure a quick and humane death.