Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
safiya_hamid 0
You mean ex-boyfriend, right? That's horrible!!
Okamichu 21
End of relationship
americanafrican 32
i don't get why it's bad to end an animals suffering. done this a few times myself...don't smirk though
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Not bad at all to end an animals' suffering. But to run over its head is uncalled for, as well as the callus smirk after it was done. It's a really gruesome way for the deer to die, and for him to be happy about it... Not good.
Dawnelle 4
The deer would be too dangerous to approach, and running over the head ends its misery. But the smirk is a jackass move. He's a psycho. find a nicer guy.
oliviaaclairee 13
Don't promise crazy a baby
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It was creepy for him to smirk after doing that, but putting the deer out of it's pain was probably the best thing to do rather than leave it at the side of the road suffering.
pinkstardust 9
Poor deer
kimise 21
I wish your bf dies
LowLifeLoser001 5
Dick move. You mean to say 'ex boyfriend'?
Kristen320 21
Break it off!! Edit: your relationship. Not the head.