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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find! Sit back and enjoy the result...
Girliest sports car = Mazda Miata
Lexus SC convertible for sure. Miatas are pretty popular as track day cars, and the racing crowd loves them. They're also not very expensive. The Lexus on the other hand, he could blow a good sum of money on for very little actual sport factor.
Definitely a Porsche Boxter.
Retail on the Boxter is terrible due to their shitty engines. Shitty as in breaks a lot and costs a fortune to repair.
Yea, the Lexus sounds like a good plan, I hate those things, gay as shit. Miatas are amazing cars, don't bash them.
Boxster*
Toyota solora as well. It is a horrible, horrible thing.
Hmm i wonder if one plans to smash a new car.
Well to be fair he is the manager and until OP is all op's work will go forgotten.
2 - Your dog is sooo cute. I love labs :)
Revenge OP piss in his air vents. Not to harmful just the smell will be inside the car for a long time.
That's a pretty big damn bonus if he can buy a sports car with it.
Muscle car > sports car
Muscle cars can be sports cars, and sports cars can be muscle cars.
I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.
That's how management does things. Positive work is the managers doing. Negative work is the employees doing.
**** that! Steal the keys and the car, and drive it off a cliff (not before jumping out)
Tell him insurance is overrated. Oh no! Some random thugs trashed his ride? Well isn't that unfortunate.
Real original.
36- Two things. 1) As far as I know, insurance is only mandatory right when you get your license (at least in Arizona). If that's the case, driving without insurance is doable, as long as you don't get caught (not saying that is the right thing to do). 2) It's a joke. Impracticality is the basis of most jokes. Frankie says "relax".
I think mostly it's just third party insurance that's mandatory
You do know that there are (at least) 2 uses for car keys.
Keying cars ;)
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Pretend to be on his side, and advise him to get the girliest sports car you can find! Sit back and enjoy the result...
I love how bosses always get credit for an employee's hard work. But when it comes to bad work, it's the employees fault. Sorry, OP.