Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
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DatWeirdoDoe 9
That's horrible...
mea_iloveskiing 26
that's just wrong.
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Comments (419)
YT1199 2
Awesome
JesustheJoker 10
this is why people rage wars
technomom 5
time for a new bf. a real man would have at least used a knife instead of risking damage to the car. did he at least wash the car and chem for bio matter after.
Timtamsandoreos 3
:0 that's so sad!
InfinityZone117 9
10 points for him
lucyroxmasox 4
People are talking about how we need to kill animals to eat meat and it's "venison gone to waste". ARE YOU CRAZY? If your pet dog was lying on the road, possibly enjoying the sun possibly been hit by a car, would you go and run it over to "end it's misery"?? And even if it had been hit by a car you would still try and help it! Not kill it without knowing whether or not it had a chance of survival! And you definitely wouldn't eat it! And yes, deer can kick, but dogs can bite. How is a deer any different from a dog? They're not! Except are considered "edible". Tell me something, why don't you eat your dog?
americanafrican 32
dogs have a higher chance of getting killed by a car than deer. a injured deer is useless, and just gonna die anyways.... p.s. dog is delicious
rabid_otaku 29
I would run your boyfriend over to finish HIM off. After all, he's suffering. Suffering from ignorance.
SecretPlatypus 2
The poor creature will be deerly missed ... I'm sorry I'm a horrible person
lacrosse_53 10
That's horrible!!!
JackyDain 6
he put it out of his misery, most people would have left it suffering