Miscellaneous: Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no...

By TotallyFkd - 22/01/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Grateful much?

By kylie b - 25/05/2011 06:41

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

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You deserved it 4 396

By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

Unwanted

By Anonymous - 28/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out my mom had been telling everyone how independent I was and just wanted to be left alone. I was homeless when I graduated valedictorian from high school and wondering why no one would let me stay with them, even when it was snowing. Now I know. FML

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You deserved it 113

By fml - 05/02/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 10 950

By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

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You deserved it 2 126

By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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You deserved it 2 329

She'll calm down

By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally stood up to my mom and told her that as an introvert I desperately need some time alone to just recover. She, being the bitch queen of the extroverts, translated this in her head to, “I hate this family”, so she screamed at me, called me ungrateful, and made me homeless. FML

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You deserved it 133

Close shave

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 20:00

Today, my mom got a new furnace put in because they found out the old one was leaking carbon monoxide. This is six months after I got kicked out because I was sleeping too much, so my mom thought I was using drugs. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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Jtotheimmie 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:25

dude same thing happened to me except I didn't give them the chance to say I was a loser. Immediately signed up for the army. FML

dangercraver 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:50

WTF. Everyone has bad luck, especially in this economy! fyl

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Jtotheimmie 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:25

dude same thing happened to me except I didn't give them the chance to say I was a loser. Immediately signed up for the army. FML

TibAtSchool 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:03

Hey at least she's letting you stay?

dangercraver 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:50

WTF. Everyone has bad luck, especially in this economy! fyl

tab13 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:12

Read just the first third fifth and sixth lines.

htownlove 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:41

lol I thought it said "today I returned home because I got laid" lol

superboboboi 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 23:11

same lol

Littlemuffinbox 6

Monday 26 April 2010 15:12

Just find a really good way to get revenge. Try.. ******** in her shampoo bottles :O Although I suppose that's a bit rude.

Eurisi 0

Friday 6 August 2010 3:22

Like how is getting laid off your fault ? Best of luck to you, OP.

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 6:42

your mom is a jerk. you'll get a job soon

caztbh 4

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:49

Loving the word Burn (Y)

pointless07 1

Friday 21 January 2011 13:39

maybe you should have been saving up while working so you'd have something to fall back on in times like these? ydi for living paycheck to paycheck like most idiotic Americans.