By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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ThongWarrior 17

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dancer824 18

if he cleaned himself the toilet paper wouldn't be there....

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amadeclton 27

8, the toilet paper is there because he cleans himself.

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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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salvorican 24

He cleans himself... Just not very well.

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Dammit, it's "wipe." "Whipe" does not exist in the English language. Props to the Cool Whip poster, that was all I could think of as I read the comment in a snotty Boston voice.

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xSLEEPYxHEADx 22

#26, i read that in Stewie's voice with emphasis on the "h" xD

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akorpija 12

He does clean himself, but in a half-assed manner!

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riffehunter 16

"food on my hands? better use soap and water" "shit on my ass? This dry peice of paper should do it"

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clemscott 10

I clean myself but I don't leave toilet paper behind that's gross.

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Abdul888 16

Question is, why did not he use water to clean his butt? it's cleaner and his butt will not be smelly.

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WallyQ 18

Gross, although it's probably best to talk to him about it. Make him clean up his act regarding personal hygiene.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Hopefully it's just a one-time mistake.

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sayyestothedress 24

#3 what's there to talk about? OP: "honey, when I was giving you a *******, I saw some toilet paper stuck in between your butt cheeks" OP boyfriend: "so? At least I clean myself!" And etc... It will cause problems in their relationship, and it's just toilet paper!

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Hiktmae 20

I think your boyfriend needs a talk about hygiene, it may be just toilet paper but if he didn't notice that stuck in his butt who knows what else he's missed o.O

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False_Stupidity 41

Car keys, his wallet, I don't know how big the boyfriend's butt is but who knows what else is missing up there?

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sicksadworld1317 30

Maybe that's where my pet gerbil ran off to....

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nevermindthemind 18

Time to get him some poop lessons and probably a new boyfriend

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awkotaco333 15

Why would she break up with her boyfriend for something as small as that? It could've been a one time mistake

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blanchthis 4

more importantly; there are poop lessons?

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