Kids: Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing...

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

6969awesome 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

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6969awesome 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

novair 5

Friday 19 November 2010 12:09

owned?

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:10

I think so.

jewban 3

Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

hey at least she said "please" instead of "bitch!" haha

FYLDeep 25

Friday 19 November 2010 12:16

Bitch, please!

turtlemansam 6

Friday 19 November 2010 13:54

Don't be afraid to cry, you can still be a manly guy.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 19 November 2010 14:08

Bringing da youtubes into this ic.

wilcas713 0

Friday 19 November 2010 15:46

hahahah this made my day :D

beelo44 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:54

that's cute. how's it an FML?

spoilt_ 15

Friday 19 November 2010 12:02

you should listen to her advice

alittler 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:26

that's so cold... funny... but cold lol

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

1personinthiswor 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:02

Grow up to be? I think she already is! x)

max_wilder 9

Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

haha

kazaam 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

awesome kid!

Lozza111 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

at least she said please?

really231001 0

Friday 19 November 2010 13:03

Thats exactly what I thought

really231001 0

Friday 19 November 2010 13:07

Thats exactly what I thought

_Annonymous_ 0

Friday 19 November 2010 16:20

me too

knownunknown101 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

well at least she said please hahah

fatalkiss 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:12

hahahaha ya

marinus_fml 19

Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

Awww what an adorable kid!!

locachick101 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

hahaha that's funny.. the kid just wants to sleep not get a headache geez!

MagicMushrooms 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

Listen to her.

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