FML : Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 November 2010 07:47 /

Kids

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By hiddydiddy | 0

#1722699 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

By 6969awesome | 0

#1722681 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

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By 6969awesome | 0

#1722681 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

novair | 5

#1722747 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:09

owned?

hiddydiddy | 0

#1722753 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:10

I think so.

jewban | 3

#1722760 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

hey at least she said "please" instead of "bitch!" haha

FYLDeep | 25

#1722824 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:16

Bitch, please!

turtlemansam | 3

#1723207 - Friday 19 November 2010 13:54

Don't be afraid to cry, you can still be a manly guy.

FYLDeep | 25

#1723272 - Friday 19 November 2010 14:08

Bringing da youtubes into this ic.

wilcas713 | 0

#1723545 - Friday 19 November 2010 15:46

hahahah this made my day :D

beelo44 | 0

#1725072 - Saturday 20 November 2010 2:54

that's cute. how's it an FML?

By spoilt_ | 15

#1722691 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:02

you should listen to her advice

alittler | 4

#1739877 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:26

that's so cold... funny... but cold lol

By hiddydiddy | 0

#1722699 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

1personinthiswor | 0

#1723874 - Friday 19 November 2010 18:02

Grow up to be? I think she already is! x)

By max_wilder | 9

#1722715 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

haha

By kazaam | 0

#1722720 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

awesome kid!

By Lozza111 | 0

#1722725 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

at least she said please?

really231001 | 0

#1723011 - Friday 19 November 2010 13:03

Thats exactly what I thought

really231001 | 0

#1723021 - Friday 19 November 2010 13:07

Thats exactly what I thought

_Annonymous_ | 0

#1723645 - Friday 19 November 2010 16:20

me too

By knownunknown101 | 0

#1722727 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

well at least she said please hahah

fatalkiss | 0

#1725867 - Saturday 20 November 2010 8:12

hahahaha ya

By marinus_fml | 19

#1722766 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

Awww what an adorable kid!!

By locachick101 | 0

#1722784 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

hahaha that's funny.. the kid just wants to sleep not get a headache geez!

By MagicMushrooms | 0

#1722788 - Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

Listen to her.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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