By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML
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DMA 11

People say I’m crazy; people laugh at me, but it’s because of stories like this that I keep my nipples lubricated at ALL TIMES.

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Glowworm56 26
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When the baby wants his milk, it must be given to him immediately or there will be consequences.

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DMA 11

People say I’m crazy; people laugh at me, but it’s because of stories like this that I keep my nipples lubricated at ALL TIMES.

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GMSP 18
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He knows what he wants, good for him.

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Glowworm56 26
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When the baby wants his milk, it must be given to him immediately or there will be consequences.

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Davros 12
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That's like waving a McDonalds bag to a fat kid.

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blahblabbity 19
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the mom struggle is REAL

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Kruxon 11
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So now you have the nipple of Thanos.

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Charlie Given 25
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Lol when my oldest was a baby I went to pick her up and I was shirtless she grabbed my nipple and a hand full of chest hair then ripped the hairs out worst purple nurple ever 😅

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dhxien 5

So fuck your life because your son grabbed your nipple? Really?

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kiaora_fml 11
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Every mum has had this issue with their babies, multiple times, myself included, ouch!

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Christopher Joseph Brun 14
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my 11 month old gets me all the time with that

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