By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 304
You deserved it 365

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People say I’m crazy; people laugh at me, but it’s because of stories like this that I keep my nipples lubricated at ALL TIMES.

When the baby wants his milk, it must be given to him immediately or there will be consequences.

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People say I’m crazy; people laugh at me, but it’s because of stories like this that I keep my nipples lubricated at ALL TIMES.

He knows what he wants, good for him.

When the baby wants his milk, it must be given to him immediately or there will be consequences.

That's like waving a McDonalds bag to a fat kid.

the mom struggle is REAL

So now you have the nipple of Thanos.

Lol when my oldest was a baby I went to pick her up and I was shirtless she grabbed my nipple and a hand full of chest hair then ripped the hairs out worst purple nurple ever 😅

So fuck your life because your son grabbed your nipple? Really?

Every mum has had this issue with their babies, multiple times, myself included, ouch!

my 11 month old gets me all the time with that