Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
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woainishamu 21
You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?
wildnargles 15
Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...
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Comments (58)
woainishamu 21
You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?
MeanBeagle 22
if you were that into spiderman it shouldn't have taken that long to figure it out. caught in your own web of lies.
johnjingleheimer 13
you should've spidey sensed you needed to get out of there
tygerarmy 35
Here's web in your eyes!
typical_girl_ 19
That's a sticky situation...are you my boyfriend? You sound like him
Jellysweetheart 23
It would've been so hard to ask? Instead of staring? I mean she probably would've preferred that.
corporatescoundr 25
Sometimes people have a hard time vocalizing their thoughts. There's been plenty of times where I've had that awkward eye contact with someone because I'm trying to word my thoughts that never come out.
Mauskau 36
What if she didn't know and was just wearing it because of spiderman?
MzZombicidal 36
Uh, they should not be very weirded out, #18, because I would assume they were looking at me like a person wearing a shirt they like, rather than a pair of **** with a picture on it. It's acceptable to look at a picture. What else are graphic t-shirts for? At least OP wasn't intentionally trying to look like or be a perv.
MzZombicidal 36
Also, ignore the "look like" part. You can be a perv and not look like one and I couldn't edit that out. :P
ohSNAPyall 27
Creeper than 18's: Asking to take a picture of the shirt so you can research which Spider-Man that is, because it would really bug you not to know.
blondeamazonian 18
I feel like we need a follow up. It seems like there's some vital explanation missing...
wildnargles 15
Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...
ArbiterOfFML 24
i swear i see you on like every other fml.
rapunzel3416 28
Part of my job is greeting people when they come into the gym and one person told my boss I must be on something because "no one is that happy at work".
capnbzarr 43
Cool story...?
seriouslygrowup 11
you must be on something... because no one can be that happy at their job ;)
dcats 13
I know someone had same experience as you did
Warmonger_Smurf 29
* Insert Spider-Man meme *
laden_swallow09 35
Try harder, comrade.
WallyQ 18
Hopefully you were able to explain yourself! Those spidey senses must have been tingling
worldclassrager 41
You should have just asked was that too hard to do?
badluckalex 23
for some people, yes.
capnbzarr 43
It's still not polite to stare.
nevermindthemind 18
Well OP do you now know what version of spidey was on her 't-shirt'.
FATALSTR1KE 9
Welcome to the adult world. At work always do the opposite of what you want to do. Especially stuff like that. It can backfire in the dumbest ways
laden_swallow09 35
That made no sense.