Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML
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Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
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woainishamu 21
You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?
wildnargles 15
Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...
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Comments (58)
DenverTyrrell 13
That sucks but you could have just asked, if that's what you was really doing...
MrCantgetright 4
spiderman....rrrriiiiigggghhhtt
dannnngthatsux 19
WTH?! You can be convicted of pedophilia just because you looked at a teen too long? Besides that would not be pedophilia, it's hebephilia.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Yes, shockingly human beings don't like being ogled and harassed, especially when the one doing the staring is an aging creeper and possible predator looking after an extra young one to prey on. Is this nice enough for the cocksucking prissy mods?
juturnaamo 29
OP could've asked but still been staring while talking to her about it. It's not like CCTV is going to catch the conversation.
Kalymdor 4
Wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt...sure :D
thecrazymancan 17
What the hell kind of world do we live in where people automatically assume you must be a pedophile like this?!
CarlosDanger 12
She was a teenager so most likely not prepubescent or a child so you could not even be labeled a pedophile.
dc2fresh 15
sure...
sweetnsourrr 11
Lol OP next time try not to stare, it can send out the wrong message. I remember a time I asked a customer if she was she finding everything alright because she looked kind of lost and its part of my job to ask every customer; she ignored me. She then later came up to me, told me I sound rude and it was why she ignored me. TBH, that really hurt my feelings, I already judge myself harshly, to have someone come up to and say that made me feel like shit at the time. Now that I think about it, I don't understand how she thought I was being rude, my voice sounds very friendly and many costumers believe I am too kind.
okaybrooskie 5
Why wouldn't you just ask her? ?