Work: Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring...

By Not A Pervert - 04/11/2014 00:00 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML

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Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML

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By Bob - 14/04/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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Tuesday 4 November 2014 9:13

You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?

wildnargles 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 9:14

Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...

Comments

DenverTyrrell 13

Tuesday 4 November 2014 18:15

That sucks but you could have just asked, if that's what you was really doing...

MrCantgetright 4

Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:08

spiderman....rrrriiiiigggghhhtt

dannnngthatsux 19

Tuesday 4 November 2014 21:24

WTH?! You can be convicted of pedophilia just because you looked at a teen too long? Besides that would not be pedophilia, it's hebephilia.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:16

Yes, shockingly human beings don't like being ogled and harassed, especially when the one doing the staring is an aging creeper and possible predator looking after an extra young one to prey on. Is this nice enough for the cocksucking prissy mods?

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 5 November 2014 0:17

OP could've asked but still been staring while talking to her about it. It's not like CCTV is going to catch the conversation.

Kalymdor 4

Wednesday 5 November 2014 10:32

Wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt...sure :D

thecrazymancan 17

Wednesday 5 November 2014 15:04

What the hell kind of world do we live in where people automatically assume you must be a pedophile like this?!

CarlosDanger 12

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:50

She was a teenager so most likely not prepubescent or a child so you could not even be labeled a pedophile.

dc2fresh 15

Wednesday 5 November 2014 22:20

sure...

sweetnsourrr 11

Thursday 6 November 2014 3:17

Lol OP next time try not to stare, it can send out the wrong message. I remember a time I asked a customer if she was she finding everything alright because she looked kind of lost and its part of my job to ask every customer; she ignored me. She then later came up to me, told me I sound rude and it was why she ignored me. TBH, that really hurt my feelings, I already judge myself harshly, to have someone come up to and say that made me feel like shit at the time. Now that I think about it, I don't understand how she thought I was being rude, my voice sounds very friendly and many costumers believe I am too kind.