wildnargles

About Wildnargles

I'm never good at these but I really like tumblr, indie rock music, and Netflix. If you want to know more then message me.

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Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

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By smooth / Wednesday 31 December 2015 01:39 / United States

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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By not a dick-man - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 17:05 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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