Today, while at work, I was shown CCTV footage of myself staring at the chest belonging to a teenager I was serving. I was accused of being a paedophile and nearly fired, all because I wanted to know what version of Spider-Man was on her T-shirt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, I was pulled into the manager's office and informed that I'd been caught stealing money from the safe. When I told them to show me the security footage, they refused and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, someone at my workplace yelled at me and filed a complaint for staring at them too often. I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML
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Top comments
woainishamu 21
You wanted to shoot your web all over didn't you?
wildnargles 15
Not a pervert huh? Sounds like something a pervert would say...
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Comments (58)
Juicenub 25
I bet that your spidey senses weren't the only thing tingling.
razoray9 22
I'm sure his spider senses were also rising into awareness
shessovain 7
Why didn't you just ask?
Timpa70 18
Gosh. I'm so so sorry!
MeanBeagle 22
if you're that into spiderman it shouldn't have taken you long to figure out what version it was
AloysiusWeasley 15
AMEN. OP didn't even specify which media format the Spiderman was from. OP is a crappy pervy liar.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Amen, the above comment is correct because the original poster should have already known which one it was. The original poster clearly is being untruthful and had untoward intentions towards the young female wearing the shirt. There, is that nice and kind enough, polly prissy pants mod staff? Get off my ass, mods.
False_Stupidity 42
We don't know how long OP was 'staring' for, may have only been a few seconds but long enough to be counted as staring.
angelofsaturn 23
I'd have just asked honestly but i know sometimes you feel kinda awkward about it. People constantly ask how tall i am or what size my ears are stretched to.
bodley605 6
I feel like this is a situation where just asking would have solved the problem. Even if it was just asking to see her T-shirt.
nitrog100 21
Your boss is an idiot. That would make you a hebephile or ephebophile, not a pedophile.
HomelessDonut 9
Honestly, it's a you deserve it. You couldn't just ask?
Likian5 26
Suuuuuuuuuuure you did ;)
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Never a good thing to stare at a chest sorry OP! Glad it all worked out though! Hey you still got your job!
LisaDay 14
whats wrong with staring at a chest?
dannnngthatsux 19
Thank you!