MeanBeagle

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About Meanbeagle
I'm funny at least to myself
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Meanbeagle's FML badges

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    38%

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    80%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    16%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    32%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    32%

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    80%
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Meanbeagle's favorite FMLs

highheelcyanide tells us more.

highheelcyanide 11

First of all, I am so excited that this got posted! Almost makes dating the jerk worth it! Also, all the comments are hilarious. To answer some questions, no, I most definitely am not pregnant. There wasn't even a scare. On the backstory, he wasn't *technically* my boyfriend, but we had been dating and things were going really great. He did all the right things and we had a great connection (or so I thought). So after a while we slept together, and enjoyment was had on both sides. Nothing seemed off for a few days, and then he gradually quit texting me and I never saw him again after that night. Live and learn, I suppose.

ArmyIT tells us more.

ArmyIT 13
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It's not like it's something I just decided was a symtom. It was my psychiatrists opinion/word that it was. They now want me to do further testing. its just disheartening to know that I could lose my job over this.

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