By Isa_Marie0113 - 3/11/2014 23:32 - United States - Groton
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
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Hey guys! I wrote that FML. Yep, wasn't one of my best moments, but it's something we can laugh at now especially since he's usually the one that's gassy! Thanks for reading it and I hope you all had a good laugh too! (I would just like to add that I'm about to click "Spill the beans!" and I'm dying over the irony.)
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  OhWhoCares  |  42

#33, can you even tell me what a "slippery slope fallacy" is? Stop trying to be teacher's pet in your English 1A class.... Most here could not give a single fuck.

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Hey! It is rude.
Imagine your boyfriend saying that to you.. He should've ignored it. Or if not, at least we know that he was being honest and he loves her because he hasn't left her.

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  Flowtastic  |  16

^possibly not, I know I pass gas in my sleep but it usually doesn't wake me nearly as often as when my partner passes gas. My smell vs my partners doesn't wake me as often either.

Not sure if it's some conscious kinda thing, as if your body knows it's functions as you sleep, and doesn't wake you for it, but yeah... That's just how it is