The Terminator

By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
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christ, one of those "my son can do no wrong" type of moms. can't stand them

You were full on Karened !!

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You were full on Karened !!

christ, one of those "my son can do no wrong" type of moms. can't stand them

Wouldn't it be easy to prove by looking at your company's internet logs? He should be fired for stupidity for not watching porn on his personal phone using a VPN. I've heard that's the best way to watch porn during work hours. Theoretically.

Screw that. He’s stealing money doing that on company time. Even if he watches it in the car, the work day is for work, not goofing off. No one should pay for someone to watch ANY videos not related to work. Only excuse to watch porn during work is if you are a video editor and it’s your job.

the mom wouldn't believe it anyway.

If you have proof her son was watching porn during office hours and she really tries to sue you, you can sue her back for harassment.