By Manny Managerson - 23/11/2020 11:01 - United States

The Terminator

Today, a furious woman stormed into my job, demanding to know why I fired her precious baby boy. I explained that watching porn on the clock is grounds for termination. She screamed that I was lying about him and that she’ll see me in court for slandering him. I had to call the cops to make her leave. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  29

Wouldn't it be easy to prove by looking at your company's internet logs?

He should be fired for stupidity for not watching porn on his personal phone using a VPN. I've heard that's the best way to watch porn during work hours.

Theoretically.

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  coius  |  22

Screw that. He’s stealing money doing that on company time. Even if he watches it in the car, the work day is for work, not goofing off. No one should pay for someone to watch ANY videos not related to work. Only excuse to watch porn during work is if you are a video editor and it’s your job.